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Calix · **08-08-2015, 09:25 AM**

Calix kicks out and puts Reeve down with a quick DDT before pacing around with a confused look on his face.

Wait a second..... Stop the presses..... I.... I... I understood him? Usually when that asshole talks he's about as easy to follow as a kid with ADHD on cocaine. Yet this time his words didn't devolve into a clusterfuck of epic proportions? Well, there's only one explanation for, I've been roofied. Makes perfect sense, whatever this asshole slipped me must have given me the ability to decipher the bullshit that he produces because there is no way in hell that he is actually making sense for once. No, that would be like Frodo making anti-rape commercials or Sid Feder playing hopscotch with John Samuels, it's just never going to happen.

Well Reeve I've got news for you, whatever you drugged me with isn't going to work because I refuse to let you Bill Cosby me! Which is the only way you'd ever get any of this by the way. Are you kidding me? Aiming a little bit out of your league aren't you? Even if I did swing that way it's obvious that I'm a god damn 10 while you dwell somewhere towards the bottom of the scale and I'm just talking about wrestling ability here. In the looks department I'm more like a 10,000 while you maintain your position as a well below average chump. Oh and I hate to break it to you but if you think my fifteen minutes of fame has anything to do with this title then you've got another thing coming. I know full well what this title is worth around here, not much. Yet I walked into the XWF and claimed it as my own for one simple reason, because I could. You on the other hand claim to be here for the same reason but are you really? Are you here to claim a worthless title just because you can or are you here because it's the only title that you actually think you can win. Seriously Reeve, when was the last time that you actually won a match? Regardless of the answer I'm sure that it's beyond pathetic and I'm sure in a couple months time you'll still be trying to add Federweight Championships to your resume just so that it isn't barren while I'm claiming real titles for myself.

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