05-18-2013, 06:35 AM
A fourth, (or fifth, depending on how you look at it) window pops up. It's a shirtless Paul Heyman. His man boobs hanging out for all to see.
"Hello guys. Punk, Shocker, Ann...... The best champion in the XWF today, my friend the Senator. Oh, looks like Cobra is here too. Fan-fucking-tastic.
"I can't comment on the main event this week but I can comment on a few of your comments that are archived here.
"Let's see..... ahhh yes! Crimson Cobra believes he's running through my "tests." I can't really dispute that. One thing you must know, Dakota, is that I don't care if you win or you lose. So long as you're punished. I have a feeling, this Monday night in Houston you'll get exactly that.
"As far as you being the "rightful" champion, Cobra, need I remind you that I had nothing to do with - and neither did the Senator, might I add - Fairchild interfering to such a degree that she did. Yes you were cheated. That much is easy to see. After much deliberation, between the Senator and I, Representative Fairchild was fined heavily for her actions that night. I can't disclose the amount, but I can tell you it was made payable to the Senator John Samuels campaign fund.
"I see some you knocking some of Senators title challengers. All I can say is that Senator Samuels has never chosen his opponents. He faces, and defeats who I as General Manager place in front of him. Some of you could learn a lesson in how to defeat others by watching the Senator. After all, the man has 7 wins compared to zero losses on Monday nights!
"The fact is, the Senator is running out of challengers. He's quite literally mowed down all in front of him. After the failure that was Jeff Hardy. And the experiment that was Neonero. The Senator has been a breath of fresh air. A great champion, a great competitor, a great Senator for the great state of Texas, and - most importantly - a great friend!
"CM Punk, I expect you to be on your best behavior Monday night. Of course, your best behavior is equal to a 6 year old on speed.
"Shocker, Ann Thraxx, I expect you to teach Crimson Cobra a lesson in respect. Honor. Loyalty.
"Crimson Cobra, I expect you and I will meet once more in the ring on Monday. I'd really suggest you apologize for your actions weeks ago.
"Senator, what time is dinner?"
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