Pringle Boi 187
King of Pringles, Father of Titles
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08-02-2015, 10:12 PM
(07-23-2015, 08:20 PM)Maverick Said: "Hmmmmmm...."
(07-23-2015, 08:28 PM)Maverick Said: "Uhhh... Yarr?"
(07-23-2015, 08:36 PM)Maverick Said: (07-23-2015, 08:31 PM)Game Girl Said: (07-23-2015, 08:28 PM)Maverick Said: "Uhhh... Yarr?"
"Don't let him in Captain, he takes the term poop deck literally!"
"Oh come on, don't tell me you actually think I shat on the title! It's been nearly a year since that incident, and everyone still refuses to believe me when I say that X-Pac did it, even though I had video evidence! I actually had a little more faith in you, since unlike 99% of the company, you don't call people and such!
"Argh, whatever, at least I'm considered. As much as I have the urge to just rip into Pest for what he did to me, I'm not going to spoil the happy mood here."
(07-23-2015, 08:58 PM)Maverick Said: (07-23-2015, 08:52 PM)Captain Ayy-Hab Said: YARRR! THESE MATEYS BE MAKING THE STRONGEST CLAIM TO THE LAST SPOT IN THE CREW!
NOW TELL ME, MATEYS, COULD I MARK YOU ALL DOWN AS ONE PERSON? I KNOW ONE'S A ROBOT, ONE'S ONE OF THEM MONKEY THINGS, BUT I DON'T CARE FER PERTICULARS. I NEED YOU TO ALL COUNT AS ONE PERSON, FER PIRATE TAX PERPOSES.
"Uhhhh... YARR! SHOULD YE TAKE THE ONE CALLED MAVERICK, YE GET A TRIED AND TRUE WEAPONS EXPERT! SHOULD WE BE HARASSED, YOU HAVE A TRUSTED COMBAT MASTER TO PROTECT THE SHIP! YARR! SONGS MAY BE NICE, BUT IF YOU GET ATTACKED, IT WILL MEAN NAUGHT! YARR!"
You don't know a single thing about cannons and other weaponry, do you?
Well... maybe not. But he doesn't need to know that! Nor do any of the other crew members!
I'm sorry boy, couldn't hear you over HOW MUCH DICK RIDING YOU WERE DOING WHEN I HAD THE HAT AND BEARD ON! Sleeping? I FUCKIN' DOUBT IT! NO, YOU WERE SITTING THERE AT ATTENTION JERKING YOUR COCK OFF TO THE THOUGHT THAT MAYBE ONE DAY AYY-HAB SENPAI WOULD NOTICE YOU!
Well he did. Just not in the way you or your raging shitboner erection wanted.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand where anyone with a FUNCTIONING BRAIN comes from, being second place to a man KNOWN FAR AND WIDE FROM AMERICA TO JAPAN TO THE SWAG REALMS for SHITTING ON TITLES IS AN INSULT!
Now that we got that out of the way, sure. Like I said, any date of your choice and since I'm a nice Father of Titles, I'll even let you have your own stip so you can sleep easy at night thinking you might be able to finally get Ayy-Boi to notice you through conscripted labor.
Spoiler alert though because that shit AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET REKTORINO!
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