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Lady Luck · **08-01-2015, 11:48 AM**

(08-01-2015, 10:14 AM)Lux Lyden Said: "Those who can't wrestle, become valets and managers. True story. For every company except this one, I'd wager. So you're in for a treat. Can't wait to see the train wreck....er, uh....I mean, yeah I'll just stick with train wreck. You don't look like you'd take much before massive blood loss, broken bones and possible comas, were induced. Best of luck to you though, Lady Luck. Huh, I bet you never thought you'd hear that one? Or maybe you did, I can't surmise I know what you'd be thinking. Especially since you came here to take up the occupation of...valet. Which sounds like insanity to me, but what do I know? I'm just the new guy."

It's probably a good thing that sounds like insanity to you, because I'm completely and utterly insane.

An absolute nutter.

And you're right. I can't wrestle. My body just isn't built for the abuse that comes with being a wrestler.

Hence, valet, manager, whichever you want to call it. Because honestly, if someone's willing to take their eyes off the person they're fighting in order to attack the manager, they're an idiot. Full stop. Even seeing some of the astonishing displays of stupidity that I have around here, I don't think anyone I've encountered is capable of such an extreme feat of mental midgetry.

Then again, people do seem to sink to new lows everyday.

So, yeah, complete insanity.

For what it's worth, you're an interesting one. Plus, you seem to have a fully functioning brain which is refreshing to see. Maybe it's the gift of being the new guy. Haven't suffered any blows to the head yet.

❤XOXO❤

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