Pike, you're on. Next Madness, you and me, we'll set the whole building on fire and tear down the walls, bring that ceiling down, and put on a PPV quality match. I hope Frodo's watching. And now, to handle business.

[Reeve shoves Vinnie off, before turning to Roxxy.]

Vinnie's cool and all, but if the two of you fuck with one of my aquaintences again, be sure to contact a hospital. You'll need them to reserve a couple of beds. And by the way--

[Suddenly, Axl VanHalen smashes a guitar over Reeve's head, dropping him to the floor. Tifa BonJovi, Axl's girlfriend, as well as band mate in GwarTellica, stoops down to count the fall.]


1...





2...





THREE!!!


Axl grabs the belt and glares down at Vinnie, then up towards the camera.

"Guess who's the champ now? I'll give you one good guess. He's the leader of THE GREATEST, MOST ROCKINGEST ROCK GROUP IN THE STRATUSPHERE,,, GwarTellica! ME, Axl VanHalen. And I'll soon be the Universal Champion because the entire roster is filled with chumps who aren't even worthy enough to clean my jock! So, if you, Pike, and/or Vinnie's little tart want in, so be it! XWF? Prepare to be CRUE-Cified, hahahahaha!!!"

The Ax Man and his gf head off down the hallway.

--fade--