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Scully · (05-13-2015)

After being pinned by Maverick, Muddy damn near falls asleep from listening to that boring ass bitch fest, and figures he'll just lay there and let Maverick win the title he so obviously and desperately wantsâ€¦
But suddenly! Muddy sees Jesus rockin' a sick ass pair of Angel's wings, waving an American Flag.

He hears Dick E.'s voice in his headâ€¦

â€œKICK OUT YOU PANSY ASS!â€

Muddy powers out again!

...Muddy's gotta' say Maverick, at first he admired yer' grit fer' tryin' ta' do somethin' ya' rarely ever doâ€¦

...Winâ€¦

But now he's done realized just how bad at this ya' are. Feelin' like ol' Barney tha' goddamned Dinosaur been talkin' shit on Muddyâ€¦ How bout' ya' tell us all tha' importance of brushin' our teeth and huggin' our Mommy's at night too? Fucker couldn't shit talk his way into ah' dirty diaper.

...We can keep goin back and forth like this...
...you tryin' ta' beat Muddy up while soundin' like ah' hormonal little schoolgirlâ€¦
...Muddy pullin' down yer' skirt ta' show tha' world yer' hairless cooterâ€¦
...We can do it til' tha' cows come homeâ€¦

But Muddy thinks ya' orta' know, tha' more and more ya' groan on bout' yer' feelins' and yer' pussy hurtin', tha' more watered down and

ya' sound.

Ya' wanna' talk bout contradictions and such? As if it'll make ah' damn bit of difference...

Well yer' entire life is ah' fuckin' contradiction. Perfection Incarnate are ya'? Could ya' tell Muddy what tha' hell is so damned perfect bout' ah' butt lickin' queer who looses match after match and fails at erry'thang he attempts?

Ah' Failed Xtreme Champ

Ah' Failed Tag Champ

Ah' failed rassler in general who's win/loss record spells out:

"L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L"

Ya' got more L's in yer' fuckin' failed career than Snoop Dogs' got in his lungs. Ya' been here fer' ah' little less than ah' year and what have ya' accomplished aside from bein' luckier than Jerry Sandusky coachin' Pop Warner games, while strikin' gold twice only ta' shit yer' bloody anal leakage all over them there belts? NOTHIN'! Ya' gave yer' best shot at ol" Muddy, and buddy boy, Muddy feels bad fer' ya' cause ya' just aint up ta' par...

"WHHAAAA I'M MAV-DICK AND YOU JUMPED ME! YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF! MY MOMMA DIED! YOURE AH HICK!"

Ya' want ah fuckin' apology or somthin'? Well Muddy's sorry yer' such ah lazy, sack of shit, dick lovin' queer, who quit tha' X-dubya'-F because he's too damn gay ta' win matches.

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Ass Said:"You humiliated me"

Ya' done nuff' of that yer'self erry'time ya' opened them dick beatin lips of yer's, ah' whinin' and ah' boohooin', givin' us all history lessons that no one cares bout'. Thought you was gunna' roll on up in here and just take Muddy's belt? Just fer' ya' ta' vanish again cause ya' suck?
Fuck you!

Muddy be damned if yer' gunna' shit all over this one too.

Now get tha' fuck away from Muddy's belt, yer' makin' it look bad.

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