Mav sends a roundhouse kick right to the jaw of the Mudster. As Muddy steps back a few paces, clutching his jaw in pain, Maverick speaks.

"Look at you, thinking you just struck some big ol' blow against me. Oh, look out, I'm on spaghetti legs! Wooooaaaaaah!"

Mav purposely wobbles back and forth and looks like he's about to crash onto Muddy. Muddy cowers back, but Mav stops himself as soon as he spotted that.

"Hah. Fucking coward."

"Speaking of cowards, this leads me to my next counter- point. You're going on about how I'm calling you out due to the Black Hand? Well, kinda. I'm just more or less making your life hell because of that. Oh, and you're parading on, being like 'wut about it'. I'll tell ya what about it. You're also saying how the Black Hand won't be purposefully attacking weaklings now that I'm gone. Guess what, you fucking contradicted yourself. Any man would be weak going one on four, yet you people blindsided me. And yet you're just going on and on, just listening to the words going in and out. In and out."

"What else we got here... what, you don't like the nickname I gave you, Hick Nick? Sucks to be you, it fits, that's all that matters. As for the clown bit, I can't speak for others who actually have the common sense to see the only place where you fit in is inside a circus."

"And you go on about why you should care about my family tree. Pffft, please, like you should be the one to go on about family trees. Tell me, Hick Nick, I need to know- does your family tree actually have branches, or is it just one long braid?"

"You're saying I entered a Rumble twice to get the Federweight? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahah-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God, the stupidity is just radiating off of you. It's no wonder why you're new name is Hick Nick, it's perfect for you. Yes, I confess I did enter a Rumble for the Federweight, but that was only the Rumble that the Federweight had no owner, AKA, not both the more recent one and the inaugural Rumble. Thus, you fail."

"Now, I'm gonna keep this quick here. Since it's evident you're obviously not going to use the $500 I gave you and start a new life, I realize you have crosses to burn, mayonnaise sandwiches to eat, pro wrestling to train for, etc. As such, lemme just pin you quick and take your pride and joy."

"Now scram."

Mav quickly pulls in Muddy and hits an Age of Perfection then pins.



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