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Maverick · (05-12-2015)

Muddy's eyes open wildly like Jesus starring down evil ninja samurai before The Rapture. He grabs hold of Mav's nuts, squeezes tight and even slides his thumb toward Mav's taint for good measure.

...Oh, yeah, and then he kicks out.

Well aint this here cute, ol' dick lickin' dipshit, 'Mr. I caused my buddy Scully and I's tag titles gainst' ah group of

ass wiggers' is back!

And his little dick takin' hide is hotter than' ah' billy goat's ass in ah' patch of ghost peppers. By tha' way, how is ol' Goat Faced Fucktard? Muddy figured fer' sure you and him were off makin' manlove babiesâ€¦ how many times did he spooge in yer' rear b'fore' yah' realized that ya' aint got tha' reproductive organs ya' always wished fer'?

Let Muddy address the pole smoker, oops he meant, Elephant in tha' room fer' ah' momentâ€¦

We're talkin' bout' tha' jackass who got wore out by bein' carried round' in ah tag team fer' months by his

of ah' partner, no offense Scully, and decided ta' flop harder than his limp noodle erry'time an attractive woman makes ah' pass at him...

Maverick is mad cause his adopted daddy Pest woke up and realized that Maverick was ah' worthless pile of shit and ordered ol' Private Waters to excommunicate his bitch ass, so now he's returned ta' remind us all of what ah' fuckin' failure puddle of STD piss he isâ€¦

This here slimy shit sucker is really mad though cause his momma's clit is bigger than his dick, but that cool 500 bones ya' give Muddy? He sure does appreciate tha' hell out of it, that'll be nuff' fer' five blowjobs that yer' momma is readily sellin' out by tha' crackhouse.

Muddy also appreciates tha' unwarranted backdrop on this here title yer' tryin' ta' win tooâ€¦ but if Muddy wanted an intrestin' history lesson, he'd gone and dug up information on how many times Maverick has masterbated while watchin' Vinnie Lane matches.

Maybe if you weren't so busy bein' ah' stupid fuck, Mr. Federweight Scholar, you'da' realized that yer' only allowed ta' say 500 words b'fore' Muddy kicks yer' lilly assâ€¦ gotta' say though, Muddy can't wait til' yer' back losin' matches again. X-dubya'-F is always in need of some more jobbers.

Dick E., would'ya' be so oblidged ta' remind ol' Mavy here of tha' rules and point his bitch ass back to tha' unemployment line with Grime?

Have ah' nice day cocksucker.

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