...Well, well, well, if it aint ol' Lovin' Boys Vinard Lane…

Tha' reginin' X-dubya-F's Stupid Cocksucker of tha' Month of March, Fart Champion, and tha' current void fillin' Federweight Champ who done turned this here division into ah' snore fest episodic series of Queer Eye fer' tha' Straight Guy, but that there's bout' ta' change hunny'…

Ol' Vinards' also tha' X-dubya'-F's resident sissy glam rock lovin' homosexual who's been shoved so far up Heyman's ass, he's actually ah' turnin' into ah' pink anal bead. Now Muddy and ol' Vinard done had us ah' couple bouts', where somehow this here ass lickin' piece of crap come out on top, which is where he likes ah' bein' anyhow on that there walrus of ah' woman, Roxy 'I gotta' fat cock' Cotten.

Ya' know tha' only difference between Roxy Cotten and ah' walrus? One of em's gotta' mustache and smells like fish, tha' other is ah' walrus. Gunna' be third times ah' charm fer' ol' Muddy Waters… he's takin' that there belt from this dumber than ah' box of bug guts 'Megastar' and breathin' some new life in this here division.

If ol' Lovin' Boys spent as much time workin' on that there IQ level as he did wigglin' his little wart covered worm out of his trousers ta' plow inta' tha' cross dressin' Lot-ious Reptilious he picks up on tha' road then maybe he'd realize that his time as Federweight is comin' to ah' long awaited end. But this fucker is tha' livin' proof that evolution can go in reverse…

But dont'cha' get them kinckers in ah knot Lane, ya' got plenty ta' look forward to… menopause is just right around tha' corner, plus Muddy heard that Dee Snider was seriously consderin' bout' where ya' asked Twisted Sister's ta' record ah' version of 'I Wanna' Rock!', with tha' lyric changed ta' 'I Want Some Cock!' fer' yer' entrance theme. ...oh wait, Muddy just got him ah' text message from Dee,

Dee Snider's Text Said:“Sup Mudster? Lovin' Boys Vinard Lane?

...Never heard of her.

But that picture you sent me, reminds me of this chick I used to bang at our Florida shows.
You mean to tell me that one of my former groupies got a sex change and became a wrestler and is using my song as an entrance theme?

Tell that cocksucker I'm coming to collect my royalties...”