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**Vincent Lane** · (04-14-2015)

Loverboy kicks out and looks at Scully, shaking his head.

What?

Hey dude, good to see you... I'm proud of you for winning the tag straps and all. It's like getting that extra copy of chromosome 21 made your balls drop or something. Maybe it's just the long-term effect of the iron-based vaccines your mum got you from the free STD clinic as a baby? I don't know, man, but good for you.

The only problem is that as far as talent goes, we're as far apart as your god damn eyes. You're diggin' ditches and I'm up in the stratosphere, man.

But hey, I appreciate the challenge, so here's some limericks in response to your weak-ass rap.

There once was a homo named Scully,
Who thought he was quite the bully.
He tried to win,
I kicked out of his pin,
He won't try that again, will he?

I've got more, man, are you sitting down? Of course you are, you just got that new training potty, didn't you? Just remember to always wipe front to back so you don't get a yeast infection.

Scully came out of his niche,
Tried rapping just like Tommy Wish.
I called out his rhymin'
and popped his poor hymen,
Now Scully's just Loverboy's bitch.

Thanks for the laugh, Scully. I needed it after spending all week looking at Mastermind's face. It's actually a lot like your face but without all the Iceman jism. When are you gonna stop being that dude's glazed donut, anyway? You deserve better, man. A big, strong man who really loves and takes care of you, like Morbid Angel or something. I hear he's not gay anymore though.

Loverboy sleeps with your girlfriend,
She spins on his dick like a whirlwind.
When Scully came in,
and seen where she'd been,
He screamed "PLEASE GET HER PREGNANT SO MY BABY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME OH JESUS PLEASE!"

I kinda lost the rhyme on that one, dude, but it still had more than yours did. Points for the megastar. See you next time, dipshit.

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