*Gator stands in his work shed sanding down some wood*
"Listen up you rancid sack of anal sewage."
"Let me give you the benefit of the doubt and think you're not as as your partner. When a wrestler who holds a tag belt can no longer compete due to whatever reason, he or she is allowed to give the belt to any other person. Why is this concept so fucking foreign to the two of you? You have both been around when Kendall Sawyer did it and nobody batted an eyelid. So why exactly is the idea of me being the new Tag champ so fucking confusing? And Iceman, seriously. You go to Shane, fucking Shane, before coming to me?"
"Oh Gator's in Defiance, but surely he won't be the new half of the Tag Team Champions!? What? Are you fucking serious you dumb piece of shit? You go to Shane, Defiance's ex-manager before me? Just what? Did you think it'd be more dramatic if you said my name last? Or were you so fucking scared of the concept of me kicking your ass again really stumped you for a fucking minute. Hahaha, let's go down the list shall we Iceman. It's a rare occasion when you take your head out of the sand, I want to savor every moment of this fucking shit show."
Iceman Said:I don't know Gator wants to let himself be seen with that title- buying fascist Justin Sane.
"I don't know why, Iceman. Basic English dude, shouldn't be that hard. And I don't know why you want to be seen with a glue eating , I don't know why said wants to be seen with a cowardly, lying, title shitting loser like you. But I accept the circumstances. And you bitch about hot potatoing the belt, but we've been over this. I know, it can be very confusing when one person switches with another, it can be so fucking hard for a simple minded dickless like you to follow all this simple shit, but please, for my fucking sanity get used to the idea and keep the fuck up."
Title Shitter Said:Alright, alright. Gator. I'd make a Lazarus joke, but then you'd act like a whiny fucking bitch about it, make that incessant high- pitched wail you always make whenever we see something not go your way.
"You mean that you can't think of one right? Because what exactly stopped you before? I mean I must have always made this high pitched wail which I guess you're confusing with laughter so what stopped you from saying stupid shit the last time I kicked your ass? . . . The holes in my promos. The holes in my promos? What are you talking about? You mean the holes were I ... No. What fucking holes? Elaborate a little here. Don't just say I have holes in my promos and say fucking nothing about them."
"You have holes in your promos too. The mistakes you make, the stupid shit you say, the terrible jokes you make which can be thrown back in your face so easily. I can give you an example, Iceman, in his promo said, and I quote. "at least I know when to call it quits with a title opportunity!" No you don't. How many title shots have you had? It's not many so it won't take a while to count right? But I know you've had two TV title shots against me. You tried the first time and failed, you didn't call it quits the second time. You still failed, failed harder I would say. So that's a hole in your promo. Care to mention one of mine?"
"How about we look at another hole Iceman. You insult Sane for buying a title. You bought a title shot against me right? Yes, you did. And what exactly is the difference? Theo and Samuels didn't want the tag belts anymore, they couldn't be bothered to have a match with them so they just sold them. I wanted some extra money but could be bothered to have a match, so Ozymandias and myself, sold title shots. A match was the difference, and yeah, that's a pretty big difference. But you still bought a shot at something you didn't earn, which is what you are accusing Justin Sane of. Hole number two."
"I can go on if you want. Or have you already learned your lesson you piece of shit? I'm a person of rare intelligence? How so. Because I barely show any? Haha, what a zinger from Iceman. But again, could you elaborate? Just give me an example. Just one. OH, but I show rare intelligence because I joined a team that kicked ass for a while and has only had one hiccup. Well put shit in my pants and call me Scully, guess I'm a stoopid as you two! Fucking idiot."
"Then it takes five minutes to find video footage I can find on my phone in under a minute. Seriously. Go on youtube, type in XWF Defiance debut and bam, you are there. And why don't we disband? Are Asylum gone? No. So we're not done yet. You and Scully have made me have less respect for humanity, you've done your jobs right? So why don't you quit? Quit again, like you quit after title shots you fucking maggot."
"And after all that, after all the chatting with Ghost Dad, after all those weak words acting like strong words you say you're worried. You're still a pussy. You're still nothing. Great work as always Iceman, all this week you had me waiting and you produce another boring, lackluster promo that was mostly filmed last week? Earlier? Hahaha, I'm guessing you wanted to get that out on day one, but you're so fucking lazy you sat around and did nothing instead."
"Never change Iceman. Peace."
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