"How very peculiar."
"You call it comical."
"Yet you're not giggling."

"Strong silent type?"
"Or, like so many others here, properly stringing words together is not your strong suit?"

"Allow me to just interject and inform you that there was no comedy intended, merely an observation that it appears you've become smitten with the governor here."
"Homosexuality isn't for all of us, but I surely won't judge you for it."