I just wanted to make a quick statement to one of the least important members of the current XWF roster.
Maverick. Dude. Listen to me.
You and me, we aren’t friends. Not even close. I don’t respect you, your wrestling, your personality, your alleged masculinity… I don’t respect any of it.
Tonight on Warfare, though, I’m rooting for you.
Why is that, you’re probably asking in that nasally voice of yours, probably while heavy petting your own clone?
Simple. TJ Wallace is my friend. TJ Wallace is my partner in the Underground. TJ Wallace is a great competitor. I don’t want to hurt Wallace at Turning Point. If you lose to him tonight, I’ll be forced to. I’ll be forced to humiliate him on a huge stage, in front of the whole world, and I don’t want to do that, man.
Combine that with the fact that beating the shit out of you, Maverick, is the most fun I’ve had in months, and you can see why I need you to pull through tonight.
Hell, it doesn’t have to be an impressive win. I’d say go for another cheap count out victory, but it’s under X-Treme rules, so that’s out. Maybe you can have your friends come and wear Wallace out for you?
Oh, right. No friends. I forgot.
Dude, I don’t know. Figure something out. Just win. Win and get your ass to turning point so I can crack your head open again.