Presidential Address

John snaps on his tuxedo and walks up to a podium.

God damn it, I heard the GMs around here haven't been in the giving mood in recent months. Come on, it's the holiday season! They must think that just because Shane is on vacation that everything gets turned over to the Nazis!

No more of that!

I am a king, damn it. So I'm going to fix a couple of things right now!

First off, Superstar of the Month is going to come with more benefits from now on. The reward will be entirely up to the GMs unless me or Shane feels the need to step in. Kind of like what's happening now.

Mastermind, you truly were the master of minds in November. Your performance in December wasn't as good but I think that's because we didn't push you hard enough. ERGO, here's your chance to prove to these GMs that you are a serious competitor. You now have the power to demand a title shot (ANY title) at a time of your choosing. Keep in mind that this is not a MITB briefcase. You can only demand the shot in one of the booking threads that a champion has opted in for or is scheduled to defend on. So that's that. Now onto more recent news.

Justin Sane, you've impressed everyone this month. Shane even wanted me to tell you that he was proud of you

Also, with our pay-per-view being around the corner, I think this is the perfect time to shake things up. I'm sure Sane doesn't have a problem with shaking things up.

So as of right now, Justin Sane is our newest 24/7 MITB briefcase holder!

I can't wait to see where this takes us. Good luck, everyone.