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Mr. Oz · **12-09-2014, 04:24 PM**

(12-09-2014, 03:50 PM)Calypso! Said: "Is that why you took a month off after you fought Calypso in a Meat hook match?"

"Hey question, what kind of running exercises do you do, bruh? I do some running out in my own private drive down in South Carolina. It's a time share I got hooked up with for a great price from a dude that just called me outta the blue. I usually take a few weeks during the summer and take a break from the bustle of the big city. One of my favorite ways to relax is taking a nice, long jog through the forest. I also do some conditioning exercises like calf raises, walking lunges, some pistol squats... Ya know. The basic stuff. Sometimes I walk around my entire studio apartment on my heels just to build up my calves while chilling at home! I've got a few tips for some deep conditioning if you're interested."

"Oh and I also play a little b-ball on the side for stamina and endurance. No one owns the free throw like......"

[[[ Calypso waves his hands in front of his face...... very mystically...... ]]]

"Calypso."

"Calypso, I did not take a month off. I originally planned to be gone a week. However, I lost someone very dear to me, the very Sunday after our match. She died, and I almost killed myself through starvation and dehydration. So, I took one more week off, so I could get back to tip top shape. I was healed from my wounds via our match, and from that fucking piano at the Shove-It, around Thursday, that first week after our match.

Also, free running is another way of saying I practice Parkour. If you still don't know what that is, I can have Alvald send you a link to what it is. I can train you, if you want. So long as you do one thing for me: Mess with Jacob of The Real Higher Power. Whatever ways you want. Just butt in to whatever he's doing, and I'll help you become leaner, and meaner. It will make your current training regimen look like a child came up with it.

Do we have a deal?

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