Frodo is smashing the ever loving fuck out of some Macs while some pasty, fat, douche wearing an Apple Genius Shirt tries to stop him. Ryback comes in and drop kicks the "genius" in the back, sending him down. He holds his spine and begins to cry about rubella or something. Frodo jumps off the counter, drops his pants, and orders Zoey to lower the fat man's. She unwillingly agrees, Frodo spits on his turgid member and slams it into the dude's ass. His cries get louder as a mother and her teenage daughter walk into the store. First thing they see is Frodo raping the poor salesman.

"Daddy? What's going on?"

The mother screams loudly at the sight of her husband cheating with another man, at work. He goes to speak, but Frodo shoves a butter sock down his throat before he can.

"Barbara, Maggie, daddy doesn't love you anymore. Get the fuck out of here before I pull my shitty dick out of him and ram it down your throats. And buy Windows, it'll hurt daddy the most. Well, not as much as my cock, but he'll get used to that the more we make love."

"Mark, is this why you missed our anniversary?"

Frodo glares at Mark and he nods his head in agreement. His wife and daughter just turn from the store and cry as they leave. Frodo delivers a massive thrust, Mark cries out in pain, and then cums.

Hysteria walks into the store just in time to nearly miss the woman and child. He walks in as he sees the man crying as Frodo just finished ramming his ass. Hysteria surveys the room which consists of smashed Mac computers. A fat man is crying as his pants are lowered to the floor and has a butter sock in his mouth. Ryback is standing by Frodo who is sniffing his hand. He looks around and is trying to spot Scarecrow.

Violator, it looks like you've done a great job violating here. Now where is Cory Scarecrow?

Frodo points at the small closet, and Hysteria notices a red light through it. Hysteria steps towards it, opens it to reveal Scarecrow with a video camera recording the events.

You're having him record all of this, Violator?


Frodo pulled his pants up and kicked Mark in the gut. Despite the muffle, Mark's cries could still be heard.

'Yeah, when we finished I was going to send a copy to Wozniak. Tell him this destruction is coming his way unless he closes the doors on Apple. I will destroy that company if it's the last thing I do. And after I edit Samuels' face on Mark's body, I'm going to send a copy to him. Let him touch his stubby little microcock as he watches me force fuck some dude with his face. Maybe he can rub butter on them nipples of his in anticiaption. The fat mother fucker. Man, I'm hungry. I'ma go get some PF Chang's. We'll talk over Lo Mein and szechuan chicken. Ryback, Corey, keep fucking shit up. Someone take a shit in the manager's office."

Frodo and Hysteria left the store and walked towards the mall's Foodcourt. A few people gawked at them as they pased, but Frodo pulled out some 5.25 floppy disks and threw them at the gawkers. The Prophet and the Violator arrive at the PF Chang where they ordered food from a man who looked just like NeoNero, and sat down waiting for a man who looks like that Hiroshima Nagasaki fellow to bring it to them.

"Before the food gets here, I just gotta let you know. I have faced Samuels in the ring before, he likes to bite testicles, because he's a closeted queer. He used to jerk his micro cock to NeoNero, and to Sid Feder. Dude has a massive man crush on the Feder Family. I think he wishes he was Momma Feder or something. I'd suggest you wear cup in the ring, don't let him near your balls. If he can bite nuts, he's useless. What's he going to do? A Filibuster? Filibust these nuts in yo mouth, Samuels.

Madison is the one you need to worry about in the match. Madison is the one you can't trust, he's shifty. He isn't known for fighting his own battles, but having Luca and Azrael help him. He bribes Azrael with bird seed. He's convinced Azrael has the digestive tract of a pigeon. When Azrael was zombified he was convinced that Az was just having a bad case of Space AIDs mixed with Bird Flu. But, he will tase us all, he will probably hire Pest to come for us, that's an odd friendship, and he will likely even bring Peter or Dim to the ring with him.

Theo, he's my friend, and he's straight forward. He'll put up a solid fight, and he will not be easily defeated. By far, he's the best chance they have of winning. He is the only one who give a shit about the match. Samuels is too busy thinking of ways he can pleasure his asshole while sitting through Senate meetings. And Maddy will probably be texting Luca during the fight, if he doesn't force Luca to fight for him."

The waiter came over and brought the food over to them. Frodo began to eat his noodles.

Hysteria, having not ordered anything, leans forward on the table.

This will certainly be the most taxing match that our family has ever endured. Violator, don't you feel sad that Theo just dropped you completely? That cowardly man dropped you through a promo instead of telling you to your face! How is he still your friend, Frodo?


"I am a little hurt that he did that, and a little hurt that he was alive and well, but missed my Wedding. But, I kind of understand. He knew if he told me in person I'd have tried to bribe him with Cocaine and pills, which would have made it hard for him to say no. He does have a particular weakness for the drugs. Sad, but that's what killed his relationship with Lila, and cost him his company. He couldn't stop doing drugs enough to keep either of them. It's a hard life for an addict, but some people just aren't so lucky."

Suddenly a cockroach crawls out of the food that Frodo is chewing. Hysteria flinches at it momentarily before smashing it with his gloved hand. He examines his glove which has white roach guts on it.

A worthless insect. Come Wednesday, we shall squash this team like the bugs they are...

Hysteria removes his glove and flings it at Ryback.

Go wash that off for me, Soldier. No need to have guts all over my glove. Frodo, are you still going to eat that?


"Cock roach? No. That's where I draw the line. I don't care how good something looks, if it has a cockroach on it, I will not eat it. Like, when I was trying to hook with Ryback, I noticed a roach crawling out of her snatch. I had to back away. So, this stuff Theo's saying about the Higher Power and us. Is it true? Are you just blindly manipulating us? Cause that stuff at the church was pretty convincing."

Hysteria begins laughing wildly. He removes the other glove as the asymmetry seems to bother him. He lays it down on the table as he continues chuckling.

First off, you really think that ANYTHING that deceitful Theo Pryce says is true? HA! He lied about his identity for almost a year under the guise of Enigma. Obviously not a man to be trusted. But it was convincing because it's all true. Nothing I have told you has been a lie. As for manipulation, did I demand you join this Family? No. Did I force you into the 'Enlightenment Chambers?' No. I have done nothing to force you to remain loyal to The Higher Power. I can guarantee you that The Higher Power is indeed a person of most recognizable note. Someone to be feared and respected throughout the halls of the XWF. I also can guarantee you that he's coming... SOON. So you can believe what the guy who is suffering from withdrawals from a heavily addictive drug or you can believe me. Me, a man who merely wants to reach the world with our teachings of acceptance and companionship. What say ye, Frodo Smackins, The Violator?


"I dunno. Theo's never steered me wrong. Or right for that matter. I'm gonna have to say maybe Theo is wrong. I'm pretty sure he might just be jelly. You know, cause his cult thing collapsed. Theo, I'm sorry you're jelly of me. Don't worry, you can always accept the Higher Power. He can help keep you off the powder."

Yesss we do have Family interventions. Hehehe! We'd be delighted to keep you off the stuff for your little job. I think I'm going to speak to that man over there for a minute.

Hysteria suddenly stands up and begins walking over to the PF Chang where they ordered food from. Hysteria is shown talking casually to the gentleman across the counter until...

Hysteria pulls out a fork and jabs it into the shoulder of the worker! He grabs the worker by the ear and pulls him across the counter. The man struggles, but Hysteria just stabs him in the shoulder again with the fork! He drags him all the way to where their table is. He then slams the man's head on the table. His head lands about two inches away from the smashed cockroach. The man's head is turned towards the roach. His eyes are wide and he looks absolutely fearful of it.

Now, now... what is your name PF Chang employee?

Teddy... it's Teddy!

Awww how adorable. Now, look at this gentleman wearing the baseball cap right here, NO! Right here.

Hysteria jerks the guy up and shows him Frodo.

You know what you did to this man today? Hmmm, Mr. Teddy Bear? Do you?

No, no! I'm sorry, I"M SORRY!

Hysteria places the man's hand on the table and stabs it with a knife hooking him to the table.

Don't you FUCKING lie to us. You don't even know what you did to us, but you're sorry for it? Are you FUCKING kidding me?

Hysteria begins searching his pockets for something and finds a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. Frodo laughs at him and Hysteria begins laughing along with him. He elbows the man to the back of his head before handcuffing the other hand to the leg of the table. Hysteria skips along to the other side of the table and sits back on his chair.

Now that you're sticking around. Hehehehe! Would you like to know what you did?

The man is blubbering now, but nods his head slowly. Hysteria reaches over the table and points at the smashed cockroach.

This vermin crawled out of my friend's food. Really?! A ROACH?! How the fuck do you just keep in business selling that kind of filth!

The man blubbers an answer, but it's completely indecipherable. Hysteria reaches over and moves the knife left and right as the man howls in pain.

Speak clearly, you fucking nincompoop!

Frodo howls in laughter at the word 'nincompoop' which just makes Hysteria begin laughing along with him. They both stop and look at the pinned man. He attempts to stop laughing and begins speaking.

I'm... sorry there was a cockroach in your food.

And what?

The man looks at Hysteria with confusion and fear stricken across his face.

And will it happen again?

No, no, NO! It'll never, ever happen again!

Good... now, eat it.

The man looks at Hysteria with even more confusion and fear in his face.

Eat the roach.

What? No, no I can't.... that's nasty!

Hysteria leans forward and moves the knife a little bit. The man begins whimpering.

You don't think it was nasty for my brother Frodo here? He had eaten at least two mouthfuls of noodles before that cockroach crawled out. That's repulsive! Now... eat the roach, fucktard.

The man begins blubbering again, but Hysteria stands up behind him and slams his head into the table once more. He leans down and whispers in his ear.

If you don't show the respect The Asylum deserves by eating that roach, your life will cease to be meaningful. Do you know what that means, Teddy? I'll take your meaningless life.

Hysteria stands back up and goes to sit down.

Now, eat it.

Frodo scoots to the edge of his seat and watches with bated breath. Hysteria begins laughing sinisterly to himself as the man is blubbering to himself. The man looks at the roach and then back to the Hysteria who looks at him with daringly. The man blubbers some more before finally opening his mouth and taking the roach in.

Hysteria and Frodo begin howling with laughter! The man begins chewing as Frodo looks at the man with disgust! Hysteria removes the knife and takes off the handcuffs. He pulls Teddy to a standing position and pushes the man away whilst laughing the entire time.

Well that was nice for some entertainment, wouldn't you say, Violator?

"It's not over yet. I'm going to teach Teddy to answer more quickly next time. You like that idea, Teddy?"

Teddy just shakes his head as he attempts to hold back vomit. Frodo gets up and walks behind Teddy, he kicks Teddy's knees out from under him, sending the man back to the table. Frodo gestures and Hysteria holds him back down. In one quick motion Frodo rips Teddy's pants down, before grabbing a fist full of Lo Mein. He looks at the food, looms at Teddy, laughs, and then jabs the fist up Teddy's now exposed anus. All the way up to his elbow. He pumps it a few times, and then pulls it out again, this time with no Lo Mein. Violator repeats the process until there is no more Lo Mein on the plate.

"Now, go back and tell people John Samuels did this to you with his last promo.

By this time a crowd had formed around them with people taking pictures and videos. Two burly men step through the circle and stand across from the scene behind Hysteria and Frodo.

FREEZE! Turn around with your hands over your heads!

Hysteria and Frodo look at each other before turning to face the large police officers.

They have their hands on their guns in their holsters. They are looking at the duo with wide open eyes unsure of what they're seeing.

Freeeeezzeeee?! Do you know how cold it is outside? It wouldn't be that hard to do, officers.

Hysteria laughs as he sticks his hands in his pockets. Frodo does likewise. The two officers draw their guns instantly! They keep them focused on Hysteria and Frodo.

DON'T MOVE!

Ohh come on, boys. Can't we just get along? I realize I wear a black hat but there's no reason why this sta-

SHUT UP! Hands over your heads, now!

Hysteria looks at Frodo and laughs softly.

If you insist...

They raise their hands out of their pockets as two sharpened edge card fly from the hands of Hysteria! Two mini explosives fly from the hands of Frodo! The cards enter the two eyes of the officer on the left and the two mini-explosives blow up in the face of the other. The two hefty officers fall to the ground as their heavy bodies jiggle.

Violator, we probably should get out of here.

Hysteria whistles and Scarecrow and Ryback appear from the crowd. The group runs from the building pushing people out of their way as they do so. They exit the building and see the Land Rover sitting right in front of the building. Hysteria jumps into the passenger seat as Frodo and the rest crowd into the back. Frodo waggles his fingers at Venomous who awkwardly waves back.

"Hysteria..."

Drive Mickey!

The Land Rover pulls out as they pull onto the interstate nearly having a few wrecks getting there.

"Hysteria..."

WHAT? What is it, Mickey?!

"It's the church..."

What about it?

"It's burning to the ground."