I was at work this entire time but...CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

I have two things for you.

You know your a parent when you can get up in the middle of the night, in the pitch black darkness of your house and do the following things... (keep in mind, I wear glasses to see)

- get out of your bed
- walk to the kitchen
- step over the pile of dirty clothes in the middle of the narrow hall
- grab a bottle from the cabinet
- fill the bottle with exactly 6oz of milk
- step over the bike sitting in the kitchen
- go back into the bedroom
- give the crying baby the bottle, while changing his diaper
- proceed to cover him and locate his binky
- get back into bed

Without missing a beat!