"Hahaha, ah. I fucking love Frodo. You guys notice that when you prove him worng and knock him down a peg he does the same thing all the time, like he said he thinks I'm gonna cry, even though from the sound of how hard Frodo is trying he's the one with the shaky bottom lip and wet eyes. He always does this shit, he might as well be saying 'guys, guys, I'm still winning right?' Haha fucking tool. Right let's go down the list shall we, fuck it's going to be a long day."

"Did they pay for a chance to get into the match... Yes, you dumb fuck. I don't know what Mickey said to you but he's lying if he said he didn't pay, Ozy let him into the match because he felt bad and wanted more money. Don't believe me? Well, fortunately Shane put in some statistics on the XWF site to see money coming and going, everyone can look at it, make sure no illicit activities are going down. So, you can go have a look too if you want. We have Iceman give 4,889 xbux to Ozy. That was all his money at the time, he spent everything just to get a shot at me and he fucked up. 6,002 and from Vinnie for Justin Sane, 6,001 from LH Harrison, rip, to get Knight into the match and lastly 4,000 from Gein. Dem facts. So if Mick told you he didn't pay himself him, he fucking lied, just like you do! What a perfect prodigy your molding. What was next? ... Oh my losing streak. Yeah it's not a streak, just because you said I have over one loss, that doesn't make it a streak. I have two balls, doesn't mean I have a fucking streak of balls. Also a streak usually follows one after another, not jumping in between stuff. Do I really have to educate you on this stuff? Even you can't be that dumb."

"I don't know what imaginary world your thinking of, I beat Manson once. A wet sock could beat Manson, I can beat you because I'm just better than you. You can whine about how great you think you are but you're just kidding yourself and making it more embarrassing when you eventually lose. Want to admit I lost to Lane? I lost to Lane, it was a fucking good match though, one of my favourites. I'm not bitter, I'm not a sore loser like you. Or just a loser in general like you. Also, I beat Swagmire, so using your stupid fucking 'by proxy' logic I already beat Luca and everyone else Swagmire beat. I don't undertsand how fucking stupid you can be trying to throw something like that out in the open. I acknowledge my losses like a fucking man, I learn from my losses because I'm smart enough to learn from them. I'm not you who tries to hide my losses and when someone does beat me, begin to suck their dick. You lost to Santos, now Santos is the greatest guy ever. To you anyway. because that's how Frodo works, whoever beats him is held as the greatest wrestler in the world to you, and everyone who beats you goes, yeah I beat some dwarf who thinks he's a badass and tries to rape everyone because he can't get laid in any other way."

"What exactly am I trying to hide? I've marked my losses as losses. Again backstage pass, check it out you lazy fuck. You're the one who hides your losses, I have to waste my precious time watching your boring ass matches to see the outcome. I beat D'Ville with a fluke? No, you were born from a fluke I won because I was better. Just shut the fuck up when you don't know what your talking about, because I know you didn't watch the match, you're too fucking lazy to watch someone else's match, so just shut the fuck up when you have no idea what your talking about. This is a repeat of Simon, who by the way you called your clone during the king of the ring tournament, I proved him wrong and he started to stare intently at my backstage page and now your doing the same. See, I actually research my opponents, I know you got the pin but did I say you didn't get the pin? No, I said you lost. Which you did. Your trying to do the same shit you accused me of minutes before, trying to hide my losses, you're doing that right fucking now you moron!"

"I got Mexican food with you because it was part of the bet, you accepted. Don't know why you're bringing that up, kinda has nothing to do with anything but okay. Now, the Glimour cutter into- No wait a minute why the fuck are you stealing Gilmour's moves now? You insulted him beforehand and now your just stealing one of his moves, and it's name. So, you go from stealing lines from other promos and whatever else to go straight to stealing moves!? You fucking disgust me. Anyway the Gilmour Cutter into the pile of shit. If you haven't noticed I'm basically wearing a very fashionable hazmat suit. None of that shit made contact, unlike you who got it all up your back, that's fucking gross dude. What was I talking about?"

Frodo Said:Went on Honeymoon in Florida, then to Belize, and had no contact with my family. You know, otherwise I might have known that Simon was here, and that they thought I was dead.

"... You've got to be fucking kidding me. I'm the one who can't keep shit straight, I forget things and lack intelligence. Sure man. Sure. Even though you and Simon talked on the fucking phone during War Games. Even though he said he was pretending to be you and act like you and steal your life and career. You talked on the fucking phone, that was recorded. You told him to keep it up. You fucking . I say that a lot but by god, you are a fucking unbelievable . You are the biggest in the smallest package possible. Like 10 pounds of extra chromosomes in a 5 pound bag. Fuck me. Okay, firstly I didn't say I was the greatest TV champion ever, I said one of. I'm not the greatest yet, but I'm up there. Never said I was better than Az, I'm know my strengths and weaknesses and I'm not that good. Yet. Still better than you. Just saying. And we go back to the title match which I already proved you wrong in, yet another thing I proved you wrong in. So let's skip that part."

"And you go ahead and surprise me. You acknowledged your losses, well kinda. Fuck, I'm surprised. But here's the thing, you've won more than me, because you've been here longer, you've lost more than me because you've been here longer. And you suck. They're the only reasons. Funny how you keep your wins and remember them but you lost track of your losses. Funny how things work isn't it. And you go ahead and talk about how I tried to take the belt from every champ here. Like Flynn? Like you did and failed. Like every champ who held the X-Treme belt has to deal with pin attempts from me, you and every other fucker. Are you fucking kidding me!? Have you really run out of shit to say in that pea sized head that you're getting on me about trying to pin the X-Treme champ? In a non-sanctioned match! Like everybody else you fucking imbecile! Hey, fun fucking fact shit for brains. My first title match here, I won. I haven't tried to go after any other belts because one, fuck tag teams. I've tried and they get in my way, two I can't have to singles belts at the same time, minus the HMW but fuck that worthless belt. Fuck man, that's all a bit of fun, if you haven't noticed I make Todd pin the champ more than me. Why? Because it's funny, it's entertaining. Everything you're not."

"Yes I did know that shit, it's kinda common knowledge to people who get championship belts. How does it feel to be with a GM who has a history of failed teams? Feels good man, the extra money and private jet is awesome. How's joining a fake religion with a bunch of rookies who don't even know how this company works feel? I bet that feels good too, that you're up on this pedestal being held as a dwarf in a crowd of vegetables. The medical kind, not the food. Just thought I'd make that clear, you know, because your an idiot. AAaannnd you end on a meme. Thanks for proving me right. Well, that was boring. Try and spice things up tomorrow, kay buddy? Okay see you soon."


*Gator and Todd sit in a well decorated room on a therapist couch, Dr. Hernandez looks at them both from his chair*

T: "Can he leave now?"

"What? Why!?"

T: This was meant to be a private session."

"I'm sorry Todd but he payed for a couples session already."

*Todd groans as Gator chuckles watching him*

"So, Jacob-"
"Gator."
"What's going on with you?"

"Oh no, this is Todd's deal. You can skip me."

"That's not how this works, come on talk to me."

"Grr ... Well you know me doc, I'm paranoid, I'm a mess. I smoke a pack a day and I have to constantly deal with people not worth my time, I'm still a champ but my life seems the same I've got a great girlfriend but I'm worried she'll leave me but whatever, I'm a broken down man but hey, life is awesome and blah blah blah gee thank Henry I really feel like I've made a breakthrough now to Todd."

T: "That's cheating!"

"There's no cheating in therapy! Fuck you!"

"Gator, please take this seriously."

"Henry, nothing is going on man. Life's good. I just get bored from time to time."

"Bored of what?"

"I dunno. Everything. Nothing. Just feel like the fun is sucked out of life sometimes."

"Sounds like you need a vacation."

"I take weeks out now and again, my holidays are pretty good."

"But you still feel bored?"

"Well, yeah. Why is that important?"

"It could be something, or it could be nothing. Just have a long break sometime, that's all I'm suggesting."

"Yeah okay. Now Todd."

T: "Nooooo..."

"Now, Todd."

T: "NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"What's the problem?"

T: "..."

"He's been having gay sex dreams about everybody."

T: "..."

"I see. Are you gay Todd?"

T: "NO!"

"Can you say anything else?"

"There's nothing wrong with being homosexual Todd."
T: "Oh god."
"You just need to be open about it and everyone will accept you."

T: "I'm not gay! Honestly, I just had one or two gay dreams."

"Well, it's nothing to worry about. Just your brain get crazy while you sleep. Don't eat cheese before you sleep maybe."

"Don't eat dick cheese more like."

T: "Shut the hell up."

"Sorry honey don't be mad at me."

"It's nothing to be worried about, but if you feel the need, just call next time."

T: "Yeah, I will."

"Cool. So we can get out of this fucking desert?"

T: "I guess."

"Sweet! Henry, fancy a drink?"

"You're paying."

"When do I not pay?"

*The footage fades to black*