((Roxy Cotton is enjoying a dip in a hot tub when Scully unexpectedly walks in on her.))

Well hey there, sugar. Can you do a girl a favor?

((Roxy rises out of the steaming water, completely nude. The water glistens from her unblemished skin and Scully is pinned against the wall with shock, awe, amazement, and possibly his first real erection.))

Poor boy.

Is there a golf ball in your pocket or are you enjoying the view?

Not really working with much are you?

Sweetie, if you can pin your jaw shut and hand me that towel, I'd really appreciate it... I have a date with my man tonight, and I'd hate to have to tell him you were ogling his property so openly.