I am in the backstage area looking for Tush. He attacked me recently and then ran away because his wig fell off. It was hilarious.
Any hoo, I enter the locker room of Tush. He has a towel on his head. I have one hand behind my back. Tush turns around looking worried. I begin to walk towards him.

"Calm down I'm not here to beat the crap out of you. I'm not flipping angry nor am I here for the purpose of ripping your hair off.... Wait, that's already happened. You're the Heavyweight Metal Champion right? That 24/7 rule can be a pain in the ass right?"

Tush still doesn't respond as he continues to look uncomfortable

"I'm here to return your wig.... Oh wait, I don't have it.. I gave it away. You do have a spare though? I hope so cuz I doubt anyone wants to see that egghead"