"Nah, I think his snatch is too inflamed to fight you. He's gotta be more concerned with facing that damned tampon that he can't seem to get to stay in. For a hole as gaped and puss filled as his, he might need the jumbo ones. You got Feder's number? I think he needs to see the literal biggest pussy in the universe. Maybe Lamby will try and flail around in the ring while you kick his ass just so we stop picking on him, and he won't have to fill up another notebook with angry girl poetry."