Steve Sayors has once again gone into the fetal position weeping silently as chaos breaks out around him.

Being mentally broken, raising his terrified shaking baby arms aloft, Steve Sayors transforms into his alter-ego, 'MAN' Seve Stayors!

Seve Stayors bursts off the ground and tries to translate Duke's choking words.

Seve Stayors is a master linguist.

CUNNI-Linguist. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seve Stayors, champion of man, reminds himself to laugh at his own joke later. Only twice as hard because that was hilarious.

Stayors watches as Duke headbutts Triple L square in the squared circles.

Stayors now knows the language of pain.

He leaps onto the green room's table, still with plenty of crab cakes and delivers a flying elbow drop onto these two non-champions of Man.