(10-12-2014, 07:56 AM)JillLorder Said: On the X-tron, the camera pans over to a woman who was walking about in the backstage area. The camera man hastily runs to be in front of the woman, revealing her to be none other than Jill Lorder herself. Rosette lips were curved into a sly smirk as Jill's eyes looked directly into the camera. In one hand was a picture of Hysteria, and in the other hand she had a... can?

What the hell was Lorder doing with a can?

Well, well, well... I haven't made a proper debut yet and already it seems as if someone has proposed a challenge to me! How exciting.

Jill shows the picture of Hysteria to the camera.

This is the person. He goes by the name of Hysteria.

Jill then examines the picture, throughly studying and scrutinizing it as her eyes looked at the ominous figure.

... Not sure if he's dressed up as Slenderman Sr., Slenderman from the 1940s, Slenderman going through a mid-life crisis or as Slenderman that just came back from doing a Mens Warehouse commercial... very interesting attire you got on, bub.

With an eyeroll, Lorder tosses the picture aside, continuing to speak to the camera and address Hysteria.

And I'm gonna guess, Hysteria, that you're curious about this can that I have in my hand?

The young woman points towards the aforementioned can. She then raises it up to the camera. It has the words "Whoop Ass" and "Highly nuturious!" written on the label.

I was at home when you issued your challenge to me. Saw that supposedly "spooky" cryptic message of yours on the television. After that, I thought, "Geez, he must be really hungry! He needs something to help slake his hunger. The poor thing..."

So, being the considerate and benevolent person that I am, I brought you this can.

And you know what I'm gonna do with this can? You're gonna be in front of me in the ring, okay? And then I'm gonna open the can. Then after that, that's when I'm gonna serve you a nice, well-portioned serving of Whoop Ass. Yeah, I'm gonna kick your ass. That's exactly what you need and that's exactly what you're gonna get.

Go ahead. Make the date and the match stipulation. I accept your challenge, Hysteria. But just know that I won't hold back. I will fight and I will continue to fight. Your ass will be the one that's obliterated, not mine.

With those words now out in the open for Hysteria to digest, Jill walks off.