*Gator watches Azrael shake Todd vigorously and pulls out his phone*

"Hey, since we have to show video footage or whatever of how good someone can carry bags. Take a look at these small clips Az, none of them involve Todd holding bags but it's the closest thing I got."


"Here is Todd holding arcade sticks next to a black man."

T: "Hey, that's my best friend Will from Canada! How did you get that?"

"Sssh Todd, I'm talking to Azrael. Here's Todd dodging stuff, I got drunk and yeah, but dodging objects that's like carrying bags right?"


*Gator puts the phone away*

"See, he's ... Useful."