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**Vincent Lane** · **10-03-2014, 04:33 AM**

Man, what is it with you old-timers always popping up and immediately coming after me?

Is it because I remind you of when you were young and cool, and capable of getting through a wrestling match without having to top off your Low T with a few extra hard-on pills?

I tell you one thing dude, my Senator has been in a LOT of mouths, but never one of a cigar chewing, ten gallon hat wearing, wannabe J.R. Ewing. But man, I don't get how even someone with a head as thick as yours could possibly think the word "senator" could only refer to you, dude. I mean, besides your little one man costume ball there and the 100 ACTUAL senators in the United States, there's also the hundreds of others that have existed here and even thousands of years ago! But you think it's you? A guy I'd never even heard of until your name dribbled out of Pest's mouth like his step-dad's jizz? That's some next-level self-centeredness, man.

I'm gonna let you simmer for a bit and really think about what you're asking for, dude, because I don't want to get accused of abusing the elderly without an iron clad waiver signed off on by your legal guardian or whomever has your right of attorney at the home. Keep in mind, we might be on the same team on the 15th, if you're REALLY lucky, but we'll probably be on opposite sides. You'll get a little sneak preview that way, gramps. Then, you can take a little extra time to get out the ol' Hoveround and try to work that... body... you got there into something close to ring shape.

In the mean time, keep my name, and my cock, out from between your gums. Got it? Good. Now go take your pills.

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode Vinnie, we need to talk.
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