09-29-2014, 01:23 AM
Here's the breakdown, dude...
I'm the reigning X-Treme Champion, which I won in the way people have been winning it for over ten years. I pinned Maverick and gave him every opportunity to kick out within the allotted time limit, just like I was supposed to. I've been pretty much in shock since winning it, because to me, it's an honor. This is one step from being the Universal Champion in the XWF. With this title, I'm basically the second highest ranked individual here, dude. And that makes me a target. I'm cool with that. Hell, even Shane and his weird poop fetish showed up and came after me, and you didn't hear me complaining. It comes with the territory.
But dude, this wannabe magician, Crimson Face and his lackey human sidekick, decided to collude on me and play some sort of voodoo sorcery games. Why? Because they want what I have. Not only do they want the title of X-Treme Champion, but they want the money from the richest XWF wrestler as well. Well man, like I told Face from the beginning - I don't negotiate. I kicked out from his attempts not once, not twice, but three times - then he sent in his human embodiment. Well, I'm no magician, man. I can't win a fight if a fight ain't even there. I can't kick out if I'm not being held down.
Crimon Face - you and I both know I'm the rightful champion. We both know that without your hocus pocus you'd have been tossed off and forgotten within MINUTES, much less hours of your repeated attempts on me. Now, when you approached me at first you told me that after the third time we'd settle it in a ring. I guess you just assumed that it wouldn't get that far, but it did, didn't it? But instead of showing up to Madness as a human being and fighting for this title the right way you sent in another noncorporeal attempt.
You're weak, man. A one trick pony. I thought you might keep your word, dude, but you're no better than guys like Pest and Zoey Ryback. People who are all talk and then can't back it up. One thing I never thought I'd see from a god, man. But what do I descry in you? Cowardice.
They might make me hand you my belt later on, Crimson Face, but we both know that I'm the one who deserves the title. And if you've got the balls, you'll do it right. You'll do it in the ring.
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