Please take your seats as I, your humble preacher and savior, Jesus Punk, will now teach you the ways of my father, who I am also.

Isaiah 13:11 says “I will punish the world for its evil,
The wicked for their sins.
I will put an end to the arrogance of the haughty
And will humble the pride of the ruthless.”

Now, what specifically does this mean, you may ask? Let me use a cross reference, and put into simple terms so you narrow minded children such as Ann Thraxx can understand. Simply put, if a human is evil, it is punished. Ann Thraxx, you have nothing to fear, for you are not evil. Just a sinner. Like all of mankind.
The wicked for their sins, well, you will get something there, but you’ll all get that at a later date. Your arrogance..well, that’s touchy isn’t it? You’re a good wrestler, Ms.Thraxx, you’ve claimed two victories now. Over a puppet, celebrity looking wrestler, and a now slave. I’m not saying you’re bad Ms.Thraxx, no, you deserve respect. But I’m much better. You tout around like I owe you some sort of respect when I owe you nothing, so quit being so foolishly arrogant. This is another reason simpletons like you must be cleansed, otherwise they think too highly of their wimpy pathetic status and don’t realize what true high stature is.

As for humbling the pride of the ruthless. I’ll humble myself. I’ve been ruthless and I’ll take pride in decimating you to do you a favor, slicing you open and letting the insignificant deceitfulness and hatred fall out, all the things that are wrong about you will be right come Monday,

Let us end this session with prayer, a way of showing grace and forgiving ourselves, but more importantly, praying for the goodwill of others.

Repeat after me.
“Dear Punk, I pray that Ann Thrax recovers from her diluted wannabe psychotic state, and can come back to being a normal, Punk-worshipping member of society who can contribute to the church without these pathetic ill minded outburst of attention and fake oddity. Amen.”

1x European Champion