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RoboWrestler1 · (09-15-2014)

Lucena, the hero. Lucena the conqueror. The master destroyer who deserves to be a champion. The man who would have destroyed Michael Radio without help, destroyed Luke Gunnar without me stopping him, and who actually matters. Lucena, who single handedly won the Trios titles, and had a reign as US Champ that's worth remembering. Lucena is almost as amazing as Loverboy, who is not a walking joke.

Of course, none of that is true. Lucena is trying to shake his cheat image, but we all know that he is a dirty liar, and a cheater. That is not just a jab at his lack of bathing, nor at the way he butchers the English Language. No, Lucena, you are a dirty liar because your lies are needless and taint the minor victories you've achieve. Minor, that's the word of the most importance, and its definition is that they're of little consequence. And here we will pause while Lucena attempts a joke about my record, or some such utter shit. But the thing you fail to realize, Lucena. I've already succeeded. Every word of hatred, every putrid syllable uttered about me, every time one of you fuck sacks says my goddamned name, I win. Why do I win? Because I came here to cause Chaos, I came here to crush this federation, and bring Shane

to his knees. I will make him tremble before me. And yet, you fools keep playing into my hand precisely.

Do you remember when I said I was the God of Emptiness? Well, it's entirely true. I am a hollowed out man. I feel no love, I feel no remorse, I feel nothing but lust and rage. I have a rage building inside of me, Lucena, and I will unleash it upon you. We will meet one more time, and you will bring your

lover with you, and I will break both of you. Putting the dildo in Sasha Grey? That's not my main goal, but I will do it none the less. My main goal will be to take you to a new level of pain. One you've yet to experience. I will take you, and break you. I will keep breaking you, if need be. And once I've broken you enough, I will make you stronger. Better than you've ever been. Better than Crybaby Jane gives you credit for being. Because I can. I can show you the way, Lucena.

I can teach you to not be a bitch, I can teach you what it takes to beat Michael Radio without the use of Sid Feder. Can you taste that, Lucena? That's the taste of success, something you know little about. But don't worry, after I ram that dildo in Sasha Grey's ass, and claim victory, I'll let you eat her ass so you can taste second hand victory. No, I won't let you. I will force you to. I will force your face into her ass and hold it there until you dip your tongue into her bowels, then I will force you further in and hope she farts. Lucena, I will gas you with Sasha Grey's Colon Cologne. Do you know your History Lucena? Allow me to educate you on some of your countries history.

Spanish Civil War. Your country was ravaged between 1936, and 1939. It was chaos, and in the end Franco won. Do you know why he won, Lucena? Not because he had more troops, or a better command system. Well these facts may be true to say, the real reason he won? The real reason Franco took power. Because he had some things you lack, Lucena. Balls, Rage, and a hatred for his foe. You don't hate me, Cheater. You love me, long for me. In the dead of the night when you grab for whatever it is you hold tightly to keep you warm, you secretly long for me to be there. Watching you, standing guard. Lucena, you dream of me protecting you from the world. You crave my affection, not love, not lust. No, what you want is much simpler. You want the man in the crown, the dark beast who drives down the Roads of the Xtreme, the one who is promising end times, you want him to see you as one of his own, and protect you. Put forth your claims of a dislike, I see through them. I see them as a charade.

But you will dislike me, very soon. I will cast you from my kingdom, and from my temple. I will drive the false words whispered by those with false Cleanliness out of the ears of my beloved. Your false words, and empty lies, they will fall upon deafened ears. Their meanings fallen to the way side when the truth will come out. You, Lucena, will be exposed as a fraud and a charlatan. Sell your honeyed words to less wisened ears. Tell your new Vinnie how successful you are. Tell him the stories of your greatest victories. How you lead your team to victory at World War X, how you defeated Swagmire, and decided to go clean because of a commitment to a sick fan. All of these lies you can spread, well, we know the truth. You were only able to achieve a victory with the aid of an old fat man. Despite the fat man delivering you a victory, championship, and a massive.advantage in the oncoming fights. You still lost, then lost your title in its first defense, and got destroyed by Swagmire, only to attempt a scandal with the police. When that backfired, you ran and hid like a child. Coming back clean to try and repent for your sins. But we know how that really went, don't we, Ernesto? Go now, speak the lies you know you want the world to hear. I shall sit in silence for now.

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