- the image shows The Biographer and Clean Lucena in a Taco Bell, as usual, waiting in the file, waiting to be served -
Clean Lucena: I'm so excited Bio. My shove it debut. I feel like the first time I put a step on Wednesday Titantron. Nobody cheered for me, but I didn't care anyway. I beat that guy with Charlie Haas face. Don't remember his name. But I won. I was Cheat in that days... oh... well. I'm not going to say I miss it. But sometimes it's like I would like to have that freedom. The fuck, we were pretty often in Taco Bell those days. Being a good guy sometimes gets tiring. When we were the Cheat team
- Biographer sights - you like it or not, sometimes you also cheat with me. But now... a clean and straight liife. Not coming to Taco Bell as often as we did before... not cheating... less roll-ups than ever... Well. It was good times. And it was an awesome debut back there. It's hard the life of a worldwide role-model.
The Biographer: Well, haven't you see the Fappening? Worldwide actress suckings dicks, naked and pointing with their nipples. Hollywood star agents must be like: "The fuck we're going to do right now". And the life goes on. There is nothing wrong if you sometimes break your own rules. It looks like the people is starting to like you after all. Why would happen if you cheat for a bit, someday, sometime. Well, it's pretty stupid, because you actually cheat with your "Clean-Up" that looks like a pretty bad excuse to justify your actions but...
Clean Lucena: Biographer, please, there is better ways to ask someone to show him his dick. I won't do it anyway. In fact, I have no nudity pictures of me. The fact that in hollywood they are mostly cunts doesnt make me one.
The Biographer: No, stupid. I don't want to look at your cock. I mean, why if you cheat sometimes? There is no problem with it. Everybody loves you cheating. Nobody is asking why the fuck you sometimes kick some people balls. And maybe you'll need it. Your match at Shove It is against Guppy Parsh, a crazy doctor that have an invidual gold around his waist, not like you. You needed two more guys to earn gold after a long time. And Scully defeated Darren Dangerous. He's a hard newcomer. You instead have Luna Hightower at your side. He's less known than Luke Gunnar, the one that you fought this Wednesday. What tools do you have to defeat two guys with her? Elbows? The fact that you're Clean now doesn't make you untouchable. In fact, I trust that you can get the pin before than now. You're main weapon was cheating.
Clean Lucena: I won't cheat again, Bio.
The Biographer: But you actually do it!
Clean Lucena: Stop it.
- they both sights, advancing in the file. Clean looks thoughful, and suddenly, flick his fingers -
Clean Lucena: Well, there is that thing... you know. We should have powers for this show. I didn't choose any yet. It could be something that... well... something that it's not cheat but it could make me go back in my old days... just for one day... just to make a little remember about my debut and the person I was.
The Biographer: Yes! totally. Blind the referee and do whatever you want or... no! not! give me the power that allows you to cheat because I'm a brain gifted lawyer that would prevent you to get disqualified at any time or... dunno... make the guy feel like any hit on his body goes straight to his balls or...
Clean Lucena: There is a reason why you want to cheat on everybody today, right?
The Biographer: Well...
- Bio's face turns a bit red - Errr... the other day, when we did the Luke Gunnar interviews and everything... do you remember the MILF? I got his number. And he likes bad ass guys. I want to be a bad ass guy. She said that you're cute but in such a non-sexual way, maybe if I get more Cheat...
Clean Lucena: Women -.-". You can be a bland, insipid guy as you are, that have you're ideology of not cheating and do normal things, but suddenly a woman enter in your life and you start to do shit. They make me sick.
The Biographer: So...
Clean Lucena: So nothing Bio. Nothing. I'll try to think about something cool, but I won't get any of your ideas. I don't mind if you fuck a pussy or not.
- Biographer sights. They continue advancing. Clean can hear what the workers on the place are doing. A manager is giving a severe speech to one the guys on Taco Bell. Almost everybody can hear the conversation. The manager is putting effort on that -
- Start doing your fucking job, you're here to clean the fucking toilet, if someone put there a poo, it's the normal thing you asshole. Go clean the fucking shit or you'll be fired.
- That won't be neccesary, dear boss. I quit. I quit this fucking job. The shit was in the floor, in the fucking floor. And it's dry as two old guys sex. I won't clean such a thing. Bye, Nat.
- Ok. It's your choice. But don't leave the place in the main door. I won't tolerate that. You're leaving in the BACKDOOR. I don't want you to give a show to everybody. I know you. Go to your fucking house using the BACKDOOR.
- Clean puts lot of attention in the conversation -
Clean Lucena:Ummm.... backdoor...
The Biographer: What are you thinking? By the way, the shit it's yours right?
Clean Lucena: Backdoor...
- Finally is Clean and Biographer's turn. The girl ask friendly -
- What do you wish?
The Biographer: Me first! children's menu.
Clean Lucena: Chidren's menu? Biographer, you suck... are you a little boy?
The Biographer: I'm not a boy. It's just the menu that my dad brings me when I was at school.
- Then Clean looks illuminated, happy, smiling -
Clean Lucena: Backdoor... boy... school...
EUREKA! I have my power Bio.
The Biographer: The fuck...
- The image fades to black -