You may think you have won
But when you face a cobra
Pinning is not unnecessary
If you are incapable of killing it
Never will you be considered a man
pin

The crimson fluid flows down the face of the victim.
Another man has been mauled but by a cobra?
That seems to be rather odd.
Whatpin the world... the thoughts of the family, and on lookers trying to see where the red snake fled off to.
Its not like it will truly matter even if they are to find it the cobra will never surrender and will only kill more!

Pin,Nip,Slip,Slide, oh wait... pin... right... pin!





Suddenly Wallace Witasick is called on to the scene. He's thrown in the middle of this pin attempt. He has no idea what the hell to do.

WW: How the hell did I get here? What the hell is this?

He notices Cobra going for the pin.

WW: Oh yeah. As general manager I am required to count this pin. HA! I'm not actually going to get down and count this. TYRONE!

Tyrone comes flying in the room and looks at Witasick.

WW: Take care of this...

Tyrone counts the pin...



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Three!

Winner and new 24/7 FTW UFO E 1999 Champion: Crimson Cobra