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#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (08-24-2014)

"First: The XWF needs Luca Arzegotti more than Luca Arzegotti needs the XWF."

"Look at the fuckin' status of XWF cards every time I decide to go off on something else. Shit's fallin' apart quicker than a relationship with Alexandra Callaway! Wait, is that bitch even still around or did a particularly nasty break up drive the crying whore to bleach her vag and her esophagus? Shout out to Amanda Todd."

"You got Mr. SuperSatelliteShortBus teaming with a drunk with hands shakier than Michael J. Fox and the cameraman of Cloverfield combined. Come on bro, the fuck's up with that?"

"Dildo faced cocksacks donning the names of antiquated organizations and losing to a pair of

."

"Sebastian Duke still existing."

"Morbid Angel and Eli James fighting for the top title."

"Some queer looking motherfucker reading a book about the Middle Ages and, thinking that Knights are the coolest fucking things ever, cosplays as one, with a sense of morality to boot."

"Another bitch named Griffin."

"Motherfuckers in replica Lazarus masks running off with XWF camera operators like I did months ago."

"Motherfuckers claimin' Athens and namin' themselves after a character from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Shout out to Keanu Reeves for doing nothing worth remembering after that movie."

"Bitches still not bein' shit but hos and tricks."

"Bitches with hair long enough to strangle an elephant and a voice sounding like nails on a chalkboard but still claiming to be dudes."

"Fat motherfuckers talkin' 'bout fuckin' bitches like they were the modern incarnation of Peter Gilmour."

"Peter Gilmour."

"A whole lot more shit that I haven't said yet."

"And LH Harrison. He's cool though."

"Second: To fix all of this shit, I've taken on myself to return to the land of X-Treme mediocrity."

"That's right."

"I'm back."

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