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Socrates · (08-10-2014)

Yep, I'm actually surprised.

Socrates is sat in the back of a black limousine, the exact same limousine he was sat in to film his last promotional video. Previously in this location, Socrates mentioned his two opponents, Grayson Stinger and Bobby Zi, in further, more adequate detail. He famously drank champagne, the alcoholic bastard.

Socrates irresistible music collection is of course, still playing in the background. This time the thought provoking, gentle and overall lovely piece, Sanna Nielsen's 'Undo', from Denmark's 2014 Eurovision Song Contest.

He is still drinking Satan's brew, this time in the form of an aniseed liqueur.

He is dressed in his fine-white suit, the same as last time; in the back of a limo, the same as last time; and is sat opposite Butler Jared; the same as last time. It is all eerily the same as last time.

Well, I didn't want to overdo it. I was called "overly dramatic" by Grayson Stinger, and I would actually take that accusation seriously, but then I remembered...

He sighs.

You are a rookie. Debuting and hoping to trash-talk me by speaking bullshit for about 10 seconds. There is not enough pazzaz in there for me to reply to you really, which is unfortunate. I was expecting, after seeing your incredibly tedious first piece, a large amount of heart about how you want, or even, how you need the XWF to be owned by yourself.

He takes a sip of the beverage that will one day, kill him.

'Overly Dramatic.'

He laughs.

Says the man in a private jet.

He giggles again.

Nobody, and I do mean nobody, cares about you here. To own a company, you have to buy it, and you seem about as stable as the economy of my home country. Heil the EU!

He raises his glass before drinking even more.

You honestly have been given a good starting match Mr Stinger, you should think yourself lucky. My debut was against three decent wrestlers in a handicap match, in which I had to break one of my team-mate's backs the week after to get any satisfaction at all. Yours is against a nobody, or should I say, a 'Nobobby'...

He laughs.

...and Socrates. This is my first match without an ally, this is my first match alone. You don't want to waste this opportunity. You know you've lost, which isn't the right path to go. By losing, you think you're going to be better? Delusional businessman. Try, try to beat me on Monday Grayson, or you're just gonna be another one hit wonder like a lot of people I've seen here. And if your'e aiming for the top, you've gotta start somewhere. But that where will be next week, or the week after that. Because I'm telling you, as long as you're in the ring with the Greek God Socrates, you're odds of winning do not even exist.

He stares for a while but then snaps out of it, blinking and shaking his head.

Anyway thanks for wishing me luck Grayson. The only problem is, I ain't gonna fucking need it! I'm wrestling against two more pieces of shit, and I'm not only going to win on Monday, I'm gonna try and get a world record for quickest Triple Threat victory or something like that. To me, this isn't a match. This is a day off. Oh and next time, come up with your own words, if you're promos are gonna plagiarise from one of the greatest wrestling stables of all time, I'm going to presume a boring skillset and range of vocabulary are possessed by you also.

Boy I'm looking forward to a 10 second win/day off!

THIS HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR TRANSLATION FROM GREEK TO
ENGLISH BY THE AUTHORITIES IN CHARGE.

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