- You left, but people didnt notice.

- People are dumb for not noticing (though no reason is presented for why this becomes so, word salad at this point).

- You wont reveal where you were, even though you were the only one asking.

- You might return if you're decent enough to win a match.

- You're being evaluated (by who? the stupid people who forgot you?).

My advice would be to decide what you're trying to say before you open your mouth, because most people will tune out around the second divergence/oxymoron. I should know.