Barney, why does your midsection like a sad toad? You might want to see a doctor about that, dude.

Another medically-related inquiry: Are you planning on wearing a shirt during your match or will the XWF be providing barf bags to the audience?

Another scientific query, this time directed at XWF management: How do you plan on stopping Barney Green's mass from creating a black hole inside the ring? That seems like a major liability concern.