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Socrates · (07-27-2014)

*The camera fades in, pointed towards the closed door of a building. It is opened by Socrates, who steps out and takes in a large breath of fresh, polluted, American air. He then begins to walk. He is wearing a white shirt with blue, denim jeans, and smart/casual black shoes. He is holding some books in his left hand. The camera gradually zooms outwards, until the point where the whole building is shown, and there is a large 'English Lessons for Foreign Students' sign shown above the door. We can see that New York City's evening skyline is in the background, with all the tall buildings touching the heavens. Socrates heads towards a black Mercedes parked out in the front, unlocks it, and then steps into the driver's seat, putting the books onto the passenger seat.*

*The camera now shows Socrates in the car, as he turns on the engine and begins to drive down the road. He gets to a corner, looks left, looks right, and drives for about 5 more seconds before he brakes almost immediately, because he joins the pathetically large mass of New York traffic. *

Socrates: For fuck's sake.

*Socrates sighs and looks around, and decides to open one of the books, titled 'English Pronunciation for Greeks, an Art Form', written by Almadas Salpingdis, sat in the passenger seat. He flicks through the pages right to the back, and we can see that it reads:

Adjectives and Common Descriptions

'Kind.' Pronounced: ('K-ai-nd"), in Greek: ευγενικός.

Ah, well of course! He thought I said 'king' which is in fact the male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth. Well if my accent wasn't so lovely and exotic, and a bit more bland like his, he may have understood. I'm just a different king of stupid.

*He takes a pause and shakes his head. He puts the book back down on the leather seat.*

What do we have next?

*He laughs*

As English is my second language, I don't really get the next bit. Yes, I said he scared me, but he does not worry me at all... I was scared of Paranormal Activity, but I was not worried. Scared and worried are two different words, no? And I mean, uh, I never actually played the Hitman videogames myself, but there was Hitman: Codename 47; Hitman 2: Silent Assassin; Hitman: Contracts; Hitman: Blood Money; Hitman: Absolution; Hitman Go, which was not counted as part of the main series but is instead a handheld spinoff; and Hitman 6, coming soon. I should know, Uncle Costas pirated the whole series and sold them for €5 each at his market stall.

*The traffic moves forward a little bit, so Socrates moves forward in the line of planes, trains and auto-mobiles (except there aren't any planes or trains) for a small while, before stopping dead in traffic again... Socrates looks pissed off, but takes a deep breath out and stays very patient.*

Oh, and I heard he's a big fan, which is always nice to here.

*He sarcastically smiles*

Ahhhhh, Kyle Star...

*He pauses, and looks into the camera*

Mother fucking Kyle goddamn Star. DOCA, I'm speaking directly to you this time. My answer is no, I am not assuming Kyle Star can't out perform, outshine or out-shit me at all; I am guaranteeing he can't. Even though after your teams 'domestic' it's seeming less like a 3 vs 2, and more of a 2 vs 1, and the one is all of you seperately, you are not a team, you are three individuals, which is making me feel a little bit better. Oh, and thanks for the toilet paper, I only needed one sheet anyway, it was a dry one in the end. Lucky me!

*He looks away from the camera, as the traffic begins to drop, and he can actually drive now! Woo its fucking event of the year! Even if it is at the city speeds of 10mph, at least he's moving.*

Oh boy I wish I could've went on, but I'm all tired out after that English Lesson I had to attend, to practice my pronunciation of 'kind'. I don't take any racism as a joke DOCA, in soft sarcastic or Nazi form. And I know you think it wasn't racist, but it was, you suggested something racist. So very racist...

Now Gator and the Greek are ready, even though there are two of us, we have chemistry unmatched by them, and after seeing their team bitch and moan and whinge and bitch and moan and whine, I feel pretty damn good.

*He turns on the radio as he gets onto a clear, open road, and the camera switches to show the car speeding off.*

Ooh, I like this one...

SOCRATES WAS THE ONLY CHARACTER IN THIS PRODUCTION, SO IT WAS EASIER TO SPEAK IN GREEK (IT'S A RHYME!). THEREFORE, THIS HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR TRANSLATION FROM GREEK TO ENGLISH BY THE AUTHORITIES IN CHARGE.

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