Ladies and gentlemen, my name is John Madison and I am the advocate of the XWF Tag Team Champions Peter Gilmour and The Dimallisher. I am also the former King of the XWF and partial owner of the company, therefor you pussies better listen to what I have to say.

It's come to my attention that a man by the name of Mark Flynn has decided to get into the Tag Title hunt.

Now, I respect the fact that Flynn is a former champion and has returned to his rightful place as the "King of the Midcarders." I also respect the fact that he has a title shot contract in his possession. But Flynn, I'm afraid that you've made a mistake in the way you've gone about cashing in your contract.

Because let's be honest here... Ever since Peter Gilmour and The Dimallisher won the Tag Team Titles, those titles have become more prestigious than EVER! Peter Gilmour not only raised the bar for the X-Treme Title, but now the Tag Team Titles as well. With that being said, we find Mark's demands to be unreasonable.

Yes-- Flynn earned his title shot, no question about it. But what about his choice of partner: John Black? Who has Black beaten that makes him worthy of a shot at any title? No one, because Black has spent his entire career losing! He was "No Win" long before Flynn came and stole the nickname.

So on behalf of The Dimallisher and Peter Gilmour, we respectfully DECLINE Mark's challenge...Come on, Mark. I'm just looking out for you. I wouldn't want you to make a decision that you'll regret later on. I know last time you were here, the Tag Titles were pretty much worthless, but times have changed now.

But perhaps... perhaps we can make a deal that might fix your mistake and make this all better.

So if you want the title shot with John Black, then John Black will need to prove himself as a worthy contender. Remember, for the first time ever, these Tag Titles are main event status now, so we can't just be giving shots out to random Joe's on the street.

So let's see if John Black is ready to step up. All he has to do is beat one opponent... And that opponent is...

ME!

Yeah, if John Black can beat me in a singles match then you guys can have your title shot.

HOWEVER.

If John Black cannot beat me, then Peter Gilmour gets Mark Flynn's title shot contract and Mark Flynn is OUT of the title chase.

How does everyone feel about these terms?

GMs; don't even bother, it's out of your hands.