"And here we are. The completion of my 14th day as XWF X-Treme Champion."

"I am, despite Shane 's attempts to dispel history and erase my earliest exploits in the XWF, a 4-TIME X-TREME CHAMPION! I have held the X-Treme Championship more times than any other superstar in the Era!!!"

"I am the first XWF superstar in almost 45 days to hold the X-Treme Championship longer than two weeks!!!!!!"

"And with the end of this day, I become... The 14th longest reigning X-Treme Champion of all-time."

"..."

"Not as impressive of a statistic."

"With that thought in mind... With that notion that my reign has yet to impress..."

"I guarantee three things."

"One."

"I guarantee that in just 45 more days, I will become the longest reigning X-Treme Champion OF ALL-TIME!"

"Two."

"I guarantee that 24 days past that, I'll still be X-Treme Champion... And like I did in September 2012 while masquerading as Robert Miles..."

"I will be the first XWF superstar to collect and hold TWO X-Treme 24/7 Briefcases... And upon the collection of these two briefcases, I will relieve myself of the X-Treme Title... Bestowing it on someone worthy of being written in the XWF history books... Whose absence is as noticeable as it is disturbing."

"John Black."

"That disgusting absence... Leads me into my third guarantee."

"Three."

"With my first title shot collected from holding the X-Treme championship for over two weeks... I plan to instead of waiting 69 days to hand John Black a title."

"I plan to log his name into the XWF history books and putting a belt around his waist the only way I've ever done it myself."

"Stealing that belt from more deserving, harder-working parties."

"That said. This Monday, On Madness. John Black and I will be teaming up to take on the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE XWF: PETER GILMOUR AND THE DIMALLISHER!"

"And if you were worried about this title shot I just collected gathering dust, worry not."

"Because those tag belts will be ON THE LINE!"

Free-Win looks back at Black...

"That is, unless you had something better to do this Monday?"

(OOC: I was hoping to PM you about it but you seemed to disable people from PMing you and this seemed like a fun way to ask. Any chance you're down?)