The scene opens to Scott Steiner, his back to the camera, staring at a brick wall.


HEY JOE! THE FUCK YOU MEAAAAN I'M STARIN' AT A WALL!?


Never mind, Scott.


THE TIME HAS COME

FOR THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY

TO COME TO THE FWX

AND TEACH ALL THESE CLOWNS

HOW A REAL MAN

GETS IT DONE THE RING!

JUST LIKE I SHOWED HALLYWOOD HOBAN

JUST LIKE SHOWED TRIPLE 8'S!

JUST I SHOWED DICK FLAIR!

ALL YOU GOTTA DO

IS SAY THE WORDS

AND THE GINBETIC FREAK

WILL BE LIVE AT IMPACT!


Scott, you mean Madness.


WHAT!?

DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT I MEAN!


He's still staring at a wall.


SO THIS GOES

TO ALL MY FREAKS OUT THERE

BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOKAH

HOLLA, IF YA HEAR ME!



Jesus Christ. Being Scott Steiner's narrator is going to be a living fucking hell.