”Hello Zepp” by Charlie Clouser plays. |
JOEY STYLES: “The power house of the Heyman Alliance! Steve Davids! Paul Heyman will NOT be at ringside for this match due to running this event tonight. He calls it a conflict of interest.
“Though I'm sure he has something up his sleeve.”
”A Lesson Never Learned” by Asking Alexandria plays. |
JOEY STYLES: “Here comes Tony Santos! He's lookin' ready to go tonight! He's had a fair amount of success before and tonight, he has the opportunity to add the Television title to his trophy collection!”
”Greenback Boogie” by Ima Robot plays. |
JOEY STYLES: “The reigning defending Television Champ! Theo Pryce! Will he defend successfully tonight?”
XWF Television Championship
Theo Pryce ©
- vs -
Tony Santos
- vs -
Steve Davids
-Ladder Match-
|
The bell rings and the TV title match is officially under way. Santos goes right after Davids, but the power house will have none of it. He takes Santos to the mat with a double leg take down then jumps back to his feet. Pryce charges in but takes an elbow to the face.
Pryce staggers backwards while clutching his jaw. Davids charges toward Pryce, but gets caught with a drop toe hold by Tony Santos. Davids climbs back to his feet and grabs Santos by his trap muscles. Tony drops to the mat on his ass and delivers a kick to the side of Davids head.
Davids staggers backward and takes a devastating chair shot from to the back of the head from Theo Pryce. Theo aims for Santos who jumps to his feet and drop kicks the chair. The chair collides with Pryce's face. Pryce falls to the mat clutching his face. With both Pryce and Davids down for the moment, Tony Santos makes his way to the outside of the ring and retrieves the ladder.
JOEY STYLES: “Santos! Going for the ladder early here!”
Santos slides the ladder into the ring. He goes to slide in but is taken out with a baseball slide from Davids to the ladder, causing it to impact Tony's face. Santos falls flat on the floor.
Davids lifts the ladder, then delivers a vertical suplex to it, causing it to fall hard on top of Theo Pryce. Davids gets back to his feet. He tosses the ladder aside and sets his sights on Theo Pryce. He reaches down and yanks him to his feet by his hair. Davids then lifts him off his feet then delivers a vicious side slam to Pryce, slamming his body down against the ladder.
Davids is back to his feet and lifts Pryce back to his. Davids lifts him up and drops him over the top rope. He lands beside Tony Santos.
Back in the ring, Davids is setting up the ladder and ready to climb. He gets about mid way up and starts to reach for the title. Suddenly, the cable that holds the title above the ring begins to lower.
JOEY STYLES: “Vickie Guerrero! She's lowering the cable by remote control!”
Davids still can't quite reach it and ascends one more rung.
JOEY STYLES: “It's Ozymandias! He's the Madness General Manager and he's obviously caught on to a Paul Heyman scheme!”
Ozy stands next to Vickie Guerrero upon the entrance stage. He holds a much larger remote control. Vickie and Ozy look at each other.
OZYMANDIAS: “Sup?”
Ozy hits a button on his remote and the cable holding the title raises back to normal position just as Davids had his finger tips on it.
JOEY STYLES: “Ozymandias just stopped Paul Heyman from handing Steve Davids the Television Championship!”
The Xtron fades to Heymans office. He's looking extremely pissed off. Ozymandias looks back at the Xtron and waves... as if Heyman could actually see it. Heyman throws a bottle of bourbon at the camera in anger. The scene turns to snow and Ozymandias lets out a chuckle.
Back in the ring, Davids has ascended higher and unbeknownst to him, Santos and Pryce are both standing in the ring at the foot of the ladder.
On stage, Ozymandias has just taken the remote from Vickie's hands and smashed it off the ramp. She yells obscenities and stomps away. Ozy follows a few seconds later.
Once again, back in the ring, Steve Davids stares down at both Theo and Santos who stare up at him. Davids realizes his fate a second before Tony and Pryce work together to topple the ladder and send the powerhouse soaring toward the ground.
Unfortunately, Davids right leg gets tangled in the top rope and he hangs near the floor with his knee trapped. Pryce grabs the ladder and drives it into Davids knee as he screams out in pain. Santos has the chair from earlier and now drives that into Davids knee. Back and forth they go, each taking turns driving their hard objects into Davids.
Pryce finally drops the ladder and Santos immediately drives the steel chair into Theo's skull! Theo drops to the mat and Steve Davids still hangs in the ropes.
JOEY STYLES: “Here comes Heyman! He's ushering out the medics to tend to Steve Davids!”
Santos lifts up the ladder and instead of placing it within the center of the ring, he merely places it, standing up, in the corner.
JOEY STYLES: “What's Tony going to do here?”
Pryce is still down and out and Davids is being helped to the back by paramedics. Santos steps to the outside then climbs the turnbuckles directly behind the ladder. He climbs the ladder, and stands on the very top of it, staring down at Theo Pryce.
JOEY STYLES: “Nearly twenty feet in the air!”
Santos leaps off the top of the ladder with a Senton Bomb.
JOEY STYLES: “Final Destination!”
Pryce moves out of the way just in time and Santos crashes into the mat hard. Theo, slow to get up, makes his way to his feet with the aid of the ropes. He lifts Santos to his feet.
JOEY STYLES: “I think Santos is out of it here!”
Pryce shoves Santos against the ropes. Santos rebounds...
JOEY STYLES: “Pryce Check!”
Theo lands the spear but neither man is moving. Slowly, Theo begins to stir. Crawling, he makes his way toward the ladder, then uses it to get to his feet. He drags the ladder toward the center of the ring and stares up at his title before beginning his ascent.
JOEY STYLES: “Pryce is headed up, but Santos has him by the leg!”
Pryce struggles against Tony's grip and a well placed kick to the head sends him down to the mat. Theo starts to climb again. Slowly, he gets higher and higher. Racing against time as he climbs toward the championship belt. He nears the top and reaches up. Still too far.
He climbs another step and Tony Santos digs down deep. He scales the ladder quickly and drives his head into Theo Pryces causing Theo to lose his balance and fall to the mat below. Santos stands high above. He looks up at the title, then down at Theo.
He climbs to the very top of the ladder and leaps...
JOEY STYLES: “The Tony Award!”
Santos flies through the air with the shooting star press...
JOEY STYLES: “MONEY TALKS! OUT OF NO WHERE!”
Pryce lands the cutter on Santos. Both men are down once more. Theo slowly crawl toward the ladder. He uses it to to fight his way to his feet. Slowly he begins his climb, one rung at a time. Higher and higher he goes. Nearing the top, and reaching. The camera man stations himself just below the ladder, peering up at Theo Pryce as his finger tips graze the title.
Pryce steadies his footing and steps up one more rung. He grips the title with one hand...
JOEY STYLES: “LOW BLOW FROM SANTOS!”
The camera moves back, showing Santos a few rungs below with his arm trapped between Theo's legs. Santos repositions himself with his back to the ladder and his head between Theo's legs.
JOEY STYLES: “POWER BOMB! From Santos to Pryce! Pryce is down!”
Santos remains gripped to the ladder. He turns around and begins to climb the remaining few rungs. Higher and higher he goes. Just fingertips away.
Reaching...
Reaching...
JOEY STYLES: “Santos has his hands on the title!”
Santos gives one hard yank and title falls free. Santos and the title crash to the mat.
WINNER: Tony Santos – NEW XWF Television Champion |
JOEY STYLES: “Santos has done it! He's the new champion!”
Both men struggle to their feet when...
Clunk!
Theo Pryce is nailed in the back of the head with a gutter, yes an entire gutter that was ripped off of some building, and Theo goes down flat on his face. The gutter is about 20 ft long and is now bent in half. Sid shakes the gutter and a can of spray paint falls out of it.
JOEY STYLES: “Sid Feder!”
Ready fer yer makeover, ?
Sid shakes up the can and starts to spray Theo with
pink spray paint!
Oh look -- now ya can really be all pink even when yer not talkin' like all that gibberish!
Sid sprays Theo's entire body from head to toe with the
pink spray and then smashes the can repeatedly into Theo's nose, busting it and allowing a thick stream of red to mix with all the
pink.
Out of the corner of his eye, Sid sees Tony Santos so he turns and kicks his foot at Tony. Sid's boat foot (the toy boat at the end of Sid's peg leg) goes flying across the ring and smacks Tony right in the face. Sid hobbles over very quickly on his peg leg and retrieves his boat foot but instead of putting it back on, he aims the pointy front of the toy boat down at Tony's face and just starts mashing it into his flesh, breaking bits of the boat off in the process as Tony's blood flows freely.
!
Sid hobbles away; boat foot in hand and a loving smile on his face.
JOEY STYLES: “Sid Feder just took out the new and former champions in just a few seconds!”
A video and music fades in with a slow tone instrumental in a dark room. Zoomed in on a silver studio microphone surround by marijuana smoke zooming out as a dark tone male dressed in a designer t-shirt with a unique design with dark blue levis on. As the instrumental hit the thirty second mark he exhales the smoke he held for about ten seconds and starts rapping.....
I ain't perfect and karma knows this, a victim of dark hypnosis/
Behind these closed doors I write these poems, ignite explosions/
Concealed my thoughts and now it's hard to notice/
Placed my cards right, winner takes all then I chose this/
House rules divide the family, haunting me like Amityville/
Blood, sweat, tears, coming from my wisdom teeth's cavities spill/
Knowledge I fill, expose the government's deal, Devil I kill/
North Pole levels I chill, pride I steal/
There's always a dream, payday for a bottle of lean and then/
Impossibly clean with rhythms, wiping tears like Kleanex/
My world collides with yours like a meteor crash/
A new species, showing you red neck wrestling is inferior trash/
........Cut the track dub!!
What's wrong Percy? as the producer question Percy Gains on why he stopped
XWF as Percy mumbles those letters out
XWF? Oh shit the wrestling shit.....that shit fake as fuck guy looking in confusion at Percy
XWF.....XW M'F as Percy mumbles those letters out again a lil louder
His Producer looks at him speechless as Percy walks towards his throw'd away forty year old canadian football league fat body with a mountain man beard. Percy standing over him placing his giant hands on his producer head
You know how ruthless I was in MMA and how I don't give two fucks right...Keith? glaring in his producers eye as he lean and looking at him
Yea I kn...... before he finish Percy slams his head on the production table hitting the play button to start the instrumental up again. Then he turns to the camera with a cold-blooded homicidal stare as the scence fades out then says
Sup XWF...call me PG-13 and I SHOW NO MERCY FOR AN OPP!!!
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