The roulette wheel appears on the screen once more, already spinning rapidly. It ever so slowly stops to reveal the next stipulation:

STIPULATION 3: First Blood

JIM ROSS: "New round new stipulations. Elimination now occurs then the opponent is busted open."

TAZZ: "My kind of match."

The buzzer sounds, and the lights shift into a deep grey colour. Music begins to play through the PA.





Out walks Mr. Radio to some cheers but mostly boos. He get's into the ring quickly and goes right at Tommy Wish.

MAIN EVENT The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal STIP 3: First Blood 2. Enigma 3. Guppy Parsh 4. Michael McBride 5. Tommy Wish 8. Liz Hathaway 9. Mr. Radio

Wish and Radio are exchanging blows, the rest of the group pair off.

Wish whips Radio into the ropes and smacks him with running knee to the face, right to the nose of Mr. Radio. Radio gets up and his nose suddenly looks like Marcia Brady's from that episode where she took a football to the face.


The fan's all scream out in unison:



MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!!!



Everyone else in the group stops for a moment to point and laugh at Mr. Radio who just puts his head down in shame...


Bad move as Tommy Wish hooks his head into his pit DDT's him, almost breaking the neck in two. Before Radio can even react Wish rolls him over, climbs on top of him, using his knees to pin Radio's arms down and starts laying waste to Radio's face with punch after punch.


5 Minutes later and with a pool of blood on the floor Radio's once proud stupid face is now nothing more than a collection of cartilage and bone. Eliminating him from event.

Suddenly the lights die down and the countdown begins again.

5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

The buzzer sounds and...





And out runs Jessie-ica Diaz. Diaz slides into the ring and immediately starts going after everyone, clothesline here, kick to the mid section there, slap across the face Liz Hathaway. Diaz is a batshit biatch on a mission.

MAIN EVENT The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal STIP 3: First Blood 2. Enigma 3. Guppy Parsh 4. Michael McBride 5. Tommy Wish 8. Liz Hathaway 10. Jessie-ica Diaz

Enigma punts Liz Hathaway across the ring, her face smacking off the bottom turnbuckle. Parsh is taunting McBride who is semi-conscious slumped into the corner.

Hathaway counters an attempted Piledriver into one of her own planting Diaz on the mat. Hathaway grabs at Diaz hair and attempts to yank her up but boot from Diaz to the face of Hathaway makes that impossible. With Hathaway stumbling backwards Diaz gets to her feet, grabs Hathaway by the neck and swings it around into a violent neckbreaker.

With Hathaway down Diaz moves over to Tommy Wish who was previously engaged in a fight with Michael McBride. Diaz htis McBride with a reverse DDT and then whips Tommy Wish into the corner and starts hitting him in the chest with a chop block...and then another...and then another...and another...and then finally a kick to the chest that results in Tommy Wish slumping down into a seated position. His head resting against the middle turnbuckle.

Diaz grabs the padding on the top turnbuckle and rips it off, tossing it into the crowd. Just as she does that Michael McBride get's to his feet and leaps at Diaz who quickly ducks out of the way, resulting in McBride's head smacking off the top turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards just in time to get drilled by The Big Reveal(Clothesline from hell).

Diaz picks up Wish by the head turns him around and starts smashing Tommy Wish's head into the bare top turnbuckle repeatedly...










1....









2....










3....











4....













5!!!


Tommy Wish's head bounces off the top turnbuckle and he stumbles backwards, his forehead busted open and blood gushing out. Eliminating him from the competition. Diaz picks Wish's half conscious body and tosses him out of the ring.


Suddenly the lights die down and the countdown begins again.

5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

The buzzer sounds and...

MAIN EVENT The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal STIP 3: First Blood 2. Enigma 3. Guppy Parsh 4. Michael McBride 8. Liz Hathaway 10. Jessie-ica Diaz 11. SwagMire

SwagMire dances his way down to the ring and goes after Michael McBride still shaking the cobwebs off after that clothesline from Enigma. SwagMire doesn't mess around and goes all Dirty Jerker on McBride from the jump. SwagMire looks around trying to figure out a way to open McBride up, but as he does so McBride gets to his feet and plants SwagMire with a reverse DDT. McBride pulls up SwagMire only to get lit up with a low blow and then a knee to the face. SwagMire attempts a whip to the corner but McBride reverses and instead sends SwagMire to the corner. McBride charges at SwagMire and goes for a splash...





CRACK!!!




SwagMire slid out of the way at the last possible moment and McBride's forehead cracked off the top turnbuckle. SwagMire reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a bar of soup. He jams it into McBride's mouth and whips him into the ropes...on the rebound he gets dropped with the Dirty Jerker. McBride spits out the bar of soup which lands on the ground. SwagMire whips McBride into the corner and this time with a splash of his own sends McBride stumbling forward....



FACEBUSTER!!



The move works to perfection, McBride's face smacks off the ring mat, breaking his nose, blood gushing out everywhere. Eliminating Michael McBride from the event. SwagMire points to the refs excited that he eliminated someone.


Liz Hathaway goes to hit SwagMire but slips on the bar of soap and right into the waiting arms of Guppy Parsh...



STRIKEDEATH!!!



Guppy busts out his finisher on the unsuspecting Liz Hathaway. Hathaway is out cold but that doesn't stop Guppy who yanks her up by her long black hair, places her head in between his legs...lifts her up....



POWERBOMB!!!




He lifts her up again....





POWERBOMB!!!





And one last time....





POWERBOMB!!!



This time Parsh powerbombs Hathaway onto the bare turnbuckle, the back of her head cracking open and a small pool of crimson blood starts to form on the ring mat as Hathaway lay eliminated and motionless on the floor.


JIM ROSS: "And then there were four."

TAZZ: "And now it's elimination through a table. Reminds me of my days in ECW."

MAIN EVENT The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal STIP 4: Tables 2. Enigma 3. Guppy Parsh 10. Jessie-ica Diaz 11. SwagMire

Parsh turns to see Enigma standing directly behind him. Parsh runs at Enigma who ducks a clothesline and then turns and begins to hit left and rights on the man who just eliminated Hathaway with a devastating powerbomb.

Diaz seems to have set a table up on the outside. Meanwhile, SwagMire seems to have climbed up to the top turnbuckle.

Parsh and Enigma turn and catch the incoming Swaggins. They lift him into the air and plant him onto a knee each. They look to each other and nod as they go to throw him straight towards Diaz who instead hits Swaggins with a forearm and climbs into the ring as well.

She takes down Enigma with a spinning heel kick and then she takes down Parsh with a fameasser! High impact stuff from Jessie Diaz who seems to be in control now. The groggy Swaggins swings wildly at her but she ducks it and runs off the ropes.

Swaggins drops to the mat to duck under the oncoming Diaz who continues to run.

She leaps up onto the middle rope and flings herself towards SwagMire who retaliates with a fantastic standing drop kick in the centre of the ring to high effect. He then grabs her by the hair and slings her into the turnbuckle where he begins to dance around unloading fist after fist as the crowd begin to chant and count until Swaggins lands ten punches.

He then rolls her to her back and climbs the top turnbuckle... he flies at her but no! Enigma catches him, and then flings him across the ring with an effective fall-a-way-slam.

Diaz grabs Enigma from behind by the back of the arms and locks him in a full nelson. She lifts him into the air then plants him between her legs with a full nelson slam!

Parsh slides back into the ring and takes Diaz down with a light spear, and then as he climbs to his feet he catches SwagMire with an uppercutt.

Parsh hits Swaggins with a big boot sending him to the other side of the ropes onto the ring apron! He's desperately avoiding falling through the table that is set up behind him...

SCISSORS KICK!!

Parsh plants Swaggins with the Scissors kick and he falls through the table and is eliminated!!!


JIM ROSS: "SwagMire Swaggins has now been eliminated. Leaving just three."

MAIN EVENT The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal STIP 4: Tables 2. Enigma 3. Guppy Parsh 10. Jessie-ica Diaz

There are currently no tables out set up in dangerous areas, a few of them are leant against the barriers and are set up along the ramp but there seems to be no immediate danger for these competitors. Parsh looks down at his opponents and rolls to the outside. He grabs two tables and throws them into the ring. He places them on opposing turnbuckles and then stomps on Enigma and then on Diaz.

Diaz smartly grabs him by the leg though and flings him over her knee. She runs off the ropes...

Leg drop!

Dodged!

Parsh rolls out of the way, and then kicks her in the gut... lifts her up into the air into a vertical position for a moment. He powers across the ring with her in his hands then falls backwards planting her with the suplex!

She screams out in pain, Parsh smiles and attempts to lift her up again but she's dead weight. He eventually gets her up but out of nowhere...

THE BIG REVEAL (Clothesline From Hell)

Enigma nails Parsh with it and that sends diaz down to the mat as well!

All three of them are down as Enigma tries to regain his energy.

They all struggle to their feet, and one by one they exchange slow and heavy fists on one another.

Diaz grabs Parsh by the arm and spins over it in an attemt to lock in an arm bar but Parsh holds onto the top rope so Diaz falls to the mat and receives a powerful knee to the jaw for her troubles!

Remember, there are only three people left in this match and in order to be eliminated you must be put through a table.

Enigma stands back and watches Parsh aggressively unload knees and elbows into Diaz.

He picks her up and slings her shoulder first into the turnbuckle without a table then looks towards a table. He throws her into it but she lands against the table. Parsh runs at her....


She gets the knee up in the knick of time. Hitting him in the shoulder and sending him groggily back. Enigma uses this opportunity to grab him from behind and hit a German suplex.

Diaz grabs Enigma and she goes for a Spike DDT but Enigma reverses it, flipping her over his shoulder. He screams because he thinks he's in control but the nimble Diaz lands on her feet and runs off the ropes. She goes for a chop block but this time Enigma is fast to respond. He leaps over the oncoming attack and then picks her up and looks for a Russian leg sweep...


REVERSED AGAIN!!!

She spins around on his arm and locks in an arm bar in the centre of the ring and Enigma begins to roar out in pain...

After a few moments Enigma almost seems like he's going to tap out! But he can't be eliminated that way!

Diaz let's go as she sees Guppy slowly making his way to his feet.

She hits a running high knee to the temple and Parsh flies against the ropes. He lands with his arms caught between the two ropes and he's tied up. Diaz laughs as she hits some cross body chops. Parsh flings out of the ropes and she hits a knee to the mid-section and then plants him with an overdrive neckbreaker.

In doing so, she has allowed Enigma time to get back to his feet but as he throws a left arm he hurts himself. That left arm has been extremely worn down by Jessie Diaz.

Enigma wisely switches and just hits right jabs. He flings her to the outside and turns to Parsh. He picks him up and looks to fling him towards the table but Parsh reverses it and instead hits Enigma with a single arm DDT on the weakened arm. Enigma rolls around in pain and ends up going all the way to the outside.

Meanwhile, Diaz has entered the ring with what appears to be a small bag but before she can open it up Parsh hits her with a running spear. He picks her up and tosses her into the ring, a hiptoss later and Diaz is laying on her back in the center of the ring. Parsh picks up the bag and tosses it outside of the ring without even looking at it's contents. The bag landing a few inches away from the feet of Enigma, who on the outside is setting up two tables stacked on top of each other.

Enigma picks up the back, looks inside of it and then empties it's contents which happen to be a bunch of tacks onto the surface of the top table. Parsh sees this and a light bulb goes off. Not literally of course because that would just be weird.

Parsh lifts up Diaz by the hair and drags her to the side of the ring. As he does so Enigma climbs up onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and pulls down on it as hard as he can. Parsh lifts up Diaz....










CRASH!!!!





CRASH!!!



Parsh powerbombs Diaz through both tables. Diaz is rolling around on the ground with tacks stuck into her skin.


JIM ROSS: "And here we go, the final two."

TAZZ: "The amazing part is that Enigma and Parsh were two of the first three to enter the match and now they are the last two.

MAIN EVENT The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal STIP 4: Tables 2. Enigma 3. Guppy Parsh

While Enigma is standing up on the ring apron Parsh clocks him with a massive first to the side of the face. Enigma releases the ropes and crashes down to the floor.

Parsh climbs out of the ring and goes to work on Enigma. He lifts Enigma up drills him with a roundhouse kick to the face. Enigma stumbles backwards into the announcers table. Parsh moves in and goes for a body slam.


Reversed!!


Enigma managed to wiggle out of the move, landing on his feet behind Parsh. Parsh turns around just in time to get hit with a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Enigma lifts up Parsh and him up against the barricade. Enigma runs at Guppy but he moves out of the way at the last second. Enigma flips over the barricade and into the front row of the crowd.


Parsh walks over to one of the tables and pulls it closer to the barricade. Enigma is finally getting to his feet. He grabs some popcorn out of a kids bucket and tries to eat some but can't get it through the time mouth holes in his mask. Pissed off that he can't have any popcorn he swats the bucket out of the kids hand which of course results in the young boy throwing a hissy fit.

Enigma climbs over the barrier and leaps at Guppy...


JIM ROSS: "BY GOD ALMIGHTY!!!"



Parsh caught Enigma in mid air and dropped him with an incredible facebuster. Parsh senses that he might be able to get this done, he grabs up Enigma by the neck but instead of following up with another move he tries ripping off Enigma's mask. Enigma grabs at Guppy's hands and tries to pull them down so that he can't get the mask off. It works for a second but Guppy gets right back to trying to pull the mask off. Enigma then starts punching at Guppy''s mid section repeatedly until he is able to get Parsh to break his hold on Enigma's mask. With a few feet of space now created from the move Enigma launches up from the ground and almost decapitates Parsh with The Big Reveal(Clothesline from hell). Enigma lifts up Guppy, with little strength to keep himself up Guppy leans in against his opponent. Enigma shoves him backwards. Parsh stumbles back and that's when Enigma strikes...












THUMP!!!



Enigma hits Parsh with a spear that sends the part time superhero right into the front of the announcers table, his back bending in a way it never should.


Parsh falls to the floor reaching for his back. Enigma gets up and looks around and starts setting up a few tables to use. Parsh slowly gets to his feet and stealthily gets over to his opponent. He turns Enigma around and kicks him in the shin and then plants him with a short arm clothesline.


JIM ROSS: "Fantastic comeback by Parsh here. He has Enigma on the ropes."


Parsh pulls Enigma back up to his feet he sets him up for a powerbomb....








REVERSED!!!



Enigma reverses the powerbomb into a facebuster. Guppy's face smashes into the cold hard concrete floor. Enigma falls to the ground along with Parsh, he's almost out of gas himself. He gets to one knee....and then stands up, he grabs Parsh by the hair and pulls him over to one of the tables he has set up. He lifts Parsh up and sets him up for a powerbomb...










BLOCKED!!!





Parsh hooked Enigma's leg and blocked the move. Enigma hits Parsh with a punch to the gut and then tries another powerbomb...








BLOCKED AGAIN!!!



Frustrated Enigma gives up on the powerbomb and instead opts for something else....he kicks Parsh in the family jewels and then....





















CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








JIM ROSS: "That's it, that's all she wrote. Enigma just drove Parsh through the table with The Riddle!(Spinebuster). Enigma is the winner of Terminal Velocity."

MAIN EVENT The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal WINNER: Enigma

Enigma is laying on the ground breathing heavily, trying to catch his breath. The ref walks over and lifts Enigma's arm in victory. He hands him a silver 24/7 briefcase. Enigma pulls himself up using the announcers table as leverage and starts to walk towards the back.




JIM ROSS: "What a fantastic show, what a fantastic finish. God almighty what a fantastic federation. That's all we have for you tonight. So long from England."