Jack: Alright. Two things. I'mma make this quick cuz firstly off all jackfuck I AM NOT SPARKLES MCBUTTERFREE.

Jack: I am Jack MuddaMudda Hoff. An' yes that's a Monster Magnet reference, but anyhell, I DO NOT TALK FAH HOURS.

Jack: An' unlike The Jizz Storm, I don't care what'cher real name is, I'mma keep callin' you FroYo, FroHo, FroYoHoHo an' a merry ol' soul cuz THAT'S HOW I RICK ROLL, BITCH. I am the one an' only Kidd Rawk, The American Fatass, your personal lord an' savior, The Fuhrer of Fat, the Messiah of Masturbation, a whole buncha other pointless nicknames, an' YOUR NEXT 24/7 CHAMP, YOU BETTAH BELIEVE IT BUCKO!!

Jack: Wouldja call Griff 'N.A.Z.I.'? Or wouldja call Sebastian 'Paulie'?? Or wouldja call Azrael 'Gio', or wouldja call Sweaty Petey a future tag team champ, NO YOU WOULD NOT CUZ THEY ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON.

Jack: Which brings me tah my next point. I am not Raynebow Dash, cuz I HATE PETEY FRICKIN PARAMORE!! That's right, bitch, why'dya think I put tah-gether the Parm World Order? It sure as shit ain't cuz I'm puttin' tah-gether "Gilmour's Army 2.0 fer WorkStations", NEH-EH. No siree bob. I don't fuck around, I don't pass myself off as his soldier CUZ I AM HIS WORST GAT DAM NIGHTMARE COME TAH LIFE AN' I WILL SEE HIM FALL ON THE FIELD AH BATTLE, HOO-RAHHH!!

Jack: You try an' poke at him, well bitch, the bear will claw yer eyes out. Only Jack F'n Hoff has the honey tah lure him in an' clamp his foot in the trap AH MY BIG, BEEFY MANDINGO. An' no that is not 'unnieundo' or however ya say it, cuz I am not Raynbow Sunshine, an' I don't swing that way, I'm talkin' I WILL HAVE A HUGE BLACK MAN SHOVE HIS COCK SO FAR UP PETER GRIFFIN'S POOP SHOOT HE GUNNA BE SINGIN' SOPRANO LIKE TONY AN' I DON'T MEAN SANTOS.





Jack: And secondly of all.....thirdly. I forget, anyfuck, yer gonna die.





















Jack: That's right. You. Are gunna. Die.














The camera opens.










A figure stands before the camera.









But......it is not Jack.





























"boo, bitch."




The figure leans back, smiling at the camera.....wearing a brand-spankin' new piece of XWF moi-chendise.














"that's right, froho. i toldja, i ain't raynebow brite..... 'classic' reeve gordon here, reminding you. we.are.many.

"the preceding announcement....has been paid for.....by Legion. tick, tock, bitch. only a matter of time.

"get that ass ready. along w/those belts. ."


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http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=6108 | 'cryptic message'

(08-30-2013, 06:38 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: some strange message has been seen on Peter Gilmour's website Humankiller99.com

It's all coming to fruition.. the prophecy will be fulfilled..

soon..

BLOOD

WILL

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Those who have turned their backs on the creator.. they will meet their maker!

the end is near for the XWF.. the demon... HAS AWAKEN!

[We get this picture attached to the message]

The screen then goes from black to blood red... what could this mean?


More news to follow.






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