Jack: ............................I want in on this shit.

Jack: MAKE THIS HAPPEN, GAT DAMMIT!!







Jack: The Hoffster and the MILLIONS of Hoff-a-holics demand tah see JACK MUDDAFUKKIN Hoff on Two By Gawd XWF's, I don't care if this bozo IS a 'Banned Idiot', this shit needs tah be done, SON!! ......NO, YOU LISTEN HEAR YA FUCK KNUCKLE SAMMICH, Jack Hoff WILL BE ON TWO BY GAT DAM EXX-DUBBYA-EFFZ an' that's the bottom of the ninth cuz MOMMA SAY IT BEEZ THAT WAY......SOMETIIIIMEZZZZ!!


Jack Hoff slams the phone into the cradle, a look of pride displaying the fact that he doesn't realize he just speed-dialed the pizza delievery guy by mistake. Again.

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