Of course the cops show up, they run his info and it comes up clean. He then requests they arrest Ally for filing a false report. He also calmly explains to them about his injury in Germany, and how he had been in a coma for almost two months. Turns out the cops were fans of his, so he signed some autographs and got pictures before they went to speak to Ally.

"Excuse me, Miss. It is a crime to falsely report a crime. If you could come with us down to the station. That man is not an escaped mental patient, he's just a pro athlete who had some trauma."

One of the cops gets behind Ally and starts to cuff her. Frodo walks over.

"What was it Dolores Umbridge made Harry write over and over in Order of the Phoenix? Oh yes. I musn't tell lies. We must not tell lies, Allison."

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy