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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-05-2014)

"Peter, look at us. Sitting here, one more go around, I guess. That's fine, this time it won't go your way, it'll go mine. Every step of this match with be planned perfectly, by me. And do you know why? Because I'm capable of thinking ahead, you are not. You're not even capable of thinking about what you want for lunch. Let's face it Gilmour, you're never going to be capable of keeping up with me. Not once. And if you think you are, it's because you're napping. I'm going to start this little dance of ours off with something you threaten to do a lot, a burial. A proper burial that will leave no doubt in anyone's mind that you've been raped, metaphorically speaking. And on the subject of that, I'm going to just not bring the time I raped you up in here, because it's getting too easy. So, let's just forget the time I cut a hole in your pants and thrust my dick into your ass. Nope, we're not going to talk about the ass sex between us.

Ok, let's start this off, you speech impediment having mother fucker. So, you go away for a month and come back with a new girlfriend because Big Dick Rose finally decided she was done with your ass, and you tricked some poor woman into believing you're actually worth a shit, and what happens? In true Gilmour style you cheat on her with Maria Brink, but only after Maria got AIDs, which yes, she got it. There is no cure, stop trying to get your doctor to believe there's anything else going on, she got fat and got AIDs. Deal with it, and stop trying to change reality to fit your pussy needs. And let it be known, you are a pussy, and your needs are pussy needs. There is no one else in this fed who can compete with you in the pussy field, and I don't mean getting mad pussy. I mean to say that you're a giant fucking pussy. If Godzilla was a female her pussy would still be a smaller pussy than you are.

You back out of matches so often, and with such finesse that we have a special name for it, you know what it is, don't act like you don't. It's the Gilmour special. Just for you, big guy. And no, that's not a fat joke. This is: For a fat fucker who can barely carry around his gut you sure do reverse pretty quickly. Are you sure you're not French? Peter Gimbert? If I speak German will you back down? Who the fuck am I kidding, if I say anything you're running scared like a little bitch. I will wager that by the time this match happens you'll have thrown a fit about it no less than 100 times. If you don't try and back out you'll try and change it the hour before the match starts, try and make it where if I lose I die, or something like that.

Peter, can I ask you something man to whatever you are? Why is it that no one likes you? Literally, from day one people come into this fed and already start ripping you a new asshole? Seriously, it's like a rite of passage or something. Sign the contract, make fun of Peter until he says something racist, homophobic, cry-baby like, or all three. Could it be, and I'm just spit-balling here, that it's because you really are so utterly obnoxious your only purpose is to be taunted until you die? I think so, but don't worry, when you're done I'll pay for your tombstone. Cause I'm a nice guy. Even to you.

So, now Peter, we're getting into things, and we've come to this one big thing. Your iron clad contract. We all know how you love to throw that around like some big important man around here, with connections and the ability to sue us all. Well, your lawyer died, you're still being sued, and you know I don't think that's going anywhere. You forgot about that, huh? Then remember how you claimed you couldn't be put into any match that you didn't want, and you can't lose? I do, and look at what happened. You faced Scorpio in a bra and panties match, which you lost. You faced Cinnamon, Azrael, Nova, whatever, in a buried alive in bodily fluids match, and you lost. Then you lost to Swagmire in a match that if you lost you either got that nasty ass pounded in the ring, or you admitted you liked my dick in your butt. Guess what! You liked my dick in your butt. Worst part? These were all things you claimed couldn't happen. But guess what, Mr. Special Contract? They happened. Because you're not as special as you think you are. You can barely get anything correct. Pretty sure you've called yourself "Pitcher Gilmouritine"

So, bring out whatever taunts you want to use. Come on, let it be said that you beat me, I'm a homo, a

, a

, suck your dick, whatever other juvenile insults you think will help you. Because rest assured, they won't. You're not going to do shit in that match, but look bad. Because you always look bad. Don't worry, when we meet in the yard I'll help fix that, I'ma beat you with a radiator, then when I beat you enough they won't recognize you. With that new make over you can go about 3 minutes before anyone makes fun of you. You know, until you say something with your speech impediment, and overly unintelligible ramblings. Go on, tell us again how you're the Devil's favorite demon, right before talking about how spreading the good word. Come on, son, get your shit straight.

Speaking of setting the record straight, tell us how you're going to destroy Classic Gilly, and keep him from seeing Maria. Remember how that went? I do. You lost, because you're just not good enough. Now guess what. You can't see your wife. Because frankly, you suck. Remember the time you said you were gonna keep your XTreme title? And lost it in a match where you had the advantage? And remember when we all found out that you're a pedophile? Tell us again how you rule anything. Go on, do it. Do it right now. We'll wait.

Face it, you can't because you're just not good enough. You claim you'll beat me, but you're just not fucking good enough. But I will admit this, Pete. You are important around here, no one else unifies us with as much hatred as you do. Just about everyone here hates you, because you make yourself hated without trying. Go try and find a loop hole to not being able to see your wife anymore. Go on. We'll wait."

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