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Morbid Angel · (05-15-2014)

Morbid Angel walks into a conference room on the afternoon of May 8th 2014. The time was around 3:30PM on this rainy day. The shirt on Morbid Angel’s back was still dripping wet from the walk through the parking lot, his hat like one similar to Indiana Jones. Morbid takes his hat off and shakes it out before tossing it onto the clean glass table splattering water all over it. He grabs the back of a rolling leather chair and looks across the table at Miranda Tigris who is patiently waiting.

Morbid Angel-”Fuck!”

Miranda Tigris-”I know what you’re going to say and I don’t want to hear it.”

Morbid Angel-”Bastards!”

Miranda Tigris-”It’s not up for discussion Kyril, Let it be.”

Morbid Angel-”Jews!”

Archie Lawson-”Calm down Kyril, this is all for a good reason. Like Miranda said…Let it be.”

Miranda Tigris-”You should listen to Archie more. It would do you some good.”

Morbid Angel-”Censor me will you! I AM THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER HERE WHO HAS NEVER LOST! I CAN DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT!”

Miranda Tigris-”Actually you can’t and doing what we did shows that you can’t do EVERYTHING you want.”

Morbid Angel-”Fuck!”

Miranda Tigris-”You can say it all day long and it won’t offend a soul. Go on, say it again.”

Morbid Angel-”You did this! I know it was you! The Jews called and complained?! Hmm…Goddamn SHIT! Com’mon Miranda! What the hell!…I can still say Hell can’t I?”

Miranda Tigris-”Depends on how you use it. Just do your job but be clean about it!”

Morbid Angel nods at Miranda the snatches his hat from the table and puts it on his head the reaches into his pocket and pulls out his car keys and holds them up so Miranda and Archie can see them then slams them down onto the glass table and starts to scratch it! Hunched over scrubbing the glass with the metal keys!

Morbid quickly stands up and puts the keys into his pocket and waits for Miranda to say something…but she doesn’t…she just looks at him straight faced. Morbid nods again and walks out of the room.

Miranda Tigris-”Close the door please.”

Morbid slowly turns his head, his eyes so wide they could have popped out!

Morbid Angel-”You mean this door?”

Morbid points to it and Miranda nods. Morbid then grabs onto the door trying desperately to rip it off its hinges with no success! Trashing side to side! After a moment Morbid lets go and rages through the office, tipping over chairs and throwing papers before breaking into the janitor’s closet and stealing a screwdriver then returning to the Warfare conference room. He begins to take the screws out of the hinges one by one……12 screws later Morbid had the door off and had it over his head smiling at Miranda.

Morbid Angel-”Close this, Bitch!”

Morbid turns and walks off. Miranda looks at Archie.

Miranda Tigris-”Well, that went better than I expected…”

The scene fades to Black.

It picks up again outside the XWF office building with Morbid Angel walking slowly through the rain. He left Miranda a little present through the windshield of her new Lexus. Morbid is a little confused at the change in the language policy. Morbid Angel is a lot more than a bunch of Shits and Fucks. He is a man of GODDAMN EVIL SHITS AND FUCKS! And don’t you ever forget that!

The warfare match involving Morbid Angel and Griffin McAlister…the so called BEAST of SHIT!…Morbid Angel doesn’t see him fight too often to be considered a great! Morbid was supposed to be impressed with the quality of victim but oddly enough Morbid was far from impressed. Morbid was considered a strong force to be reckoned with back in his younger days. Now Morbid is considered to be something far more than what he was when he was younger! Finding Steroids to be a contributing factor in his victory.
Morbid quit the match against Griffin McAlister before because of Griffin’s lack of drive to continue. Morbid Angel let Griffin pick his own bloody body off the floor and continue to prepare for their second match!…this match!

A lot of people think Morbid Angel has run his course in this business and should bow out while he is still on top…Morbid Angel will do no such thing and everyone knows it. As long as there are Christians needing their asses kicked, Morbid Angel will always be here!

How did things get so far from the point? Morbid Angel was censored by the Warfare GM Miranda Tigris! Morbid Angel and her have had trouble in the past and this time Morbid Angel thinks she has gone too far! She took it upon herself to censor Morbid Angel and his hate bantering!….

**The original Morbid Angel Promo for Griffin McAlister**

Morbid Angel-”Griffin McAlisterhoffer! We meet again! THIS TIME YOU *BEEP*!!! You thing you are something *BEEP* important?! Well *BEEP* again you ni*BEEP*r! *BEEP*ing *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*! Griffin McAlister*BEEP*! *BEEP*! PIECE OF MONKEY *BEEP*! Sucking all those *BEEP* in the *BEEP*ing trailer park! *BEEP*ot! I HOPE YOU DIE!”

The promo went on for a good while…being all censored and shit…Morbid was not happy when he went to watch the final product. It was near insulting to his art!…and by art he means his shitty fucking language…

Morbid Angel looks at the following camera and begins to speak.

Morbid Angel-”Lets try this again….Griffin I watched your match where you got beaten by two punks! How does it feel Griffin? How does it feel to lose twice in one night?! I am far from impressed with you. Am I wasting my breath on you? Are you just going to lay down and take me pinning you? And yet…I’ll keep talking anyway! You know why? Because I love to talk! I am Morbid Angel! And talking is exactly 76% of my job! The other 24% is kicking *BEEP*!

You understand what we are dealing with here Griffin? We are dealing with two of the most amazing fighters here…you are considered a great because you win more than you lose…considering that you have maybe 5 matches a year and you lose one…that looks pretty good to everyone right? How about Me! Morbid Angel! I’ve had 27 matches and I won them all! I beat the mighty Tri bute! I beat the unbeatable Nazi! I beat Romulus! I BEAT A LOT OF MOTHER*BEEP*ERS! I win because I am just that damn good!

Last match was a botch! I didn’t get to bring or use all my weapons before you started to cry! Cry like a little pu*BEEP*y! I originally wanted you in the ring and I was going to run you over with my fu*BEEP*ing Navigator! But in the end I wasn’t allowed to bring it into the arena…something about carbon monoxide…who cares if some fans are allergic! If they die it was because they were too weak to enjoy the XWF anyway!

Griffin…I won’t judge you because you are filthy trailer trash that needs to be burned in a fire…I won’t judge you because you smell like piss…actually…scratch that…I will judge you! And when the day comes when we stand in the hospital room ready to fight know that I will judge you and I will put as much hurt on you as I can! I am going to get the shock paddles and I’m going to fry your *BEEP*ing testicles! Then I’m going to inject you with *BEEP*ing sooooo much sh*BEEP* that you just fu*BEEP*in’ fall over dead! WINNER AND THE ONLY MAN TO HAVE VICTORY FOREVER MORBID ANGEL!”

Morbid Angel gets into his Navigator and peels out of the parking lot.

The scene fades to black!

In Morbidonia Morbid struggles with the people who want their town back from him. Since Morbid took over the small New England town, more than 60% moved away and all the churches were burned. Morbid Angel had always claimed he knew nothing about the fires until after they happened. He placed himself on the case and so far no one has been arrested or any suspects found. Morbid just told the local papers that…

Morbid Angel had said to the papers-”Sometimes there are no way to find out what really happened…Shit just happens, maybe it was bad wiring?”

Oddly enough all four of the town’s churches burned in a single night…Power surge perhaps? Now he claims that what is past is past and Morbidonia has been his for nearly 10 years now. No one can take it from him as long as he pays his taxes on that fucking town! Morbid couldn’t care less about the people who live there…he bought the town so he can have all the space he needed and wanted without attacks from the law….unless they were his law men. Since the town was small there are only a few scattered families that still live in the town. No shops, no gas stations…nothing that is still open. Morbid Angel even fired the local police! He claimed that He was the only police he needed in the town!

For those just catching up to speed on the Morbid way of life. He is known to be very frivolous…caring not about money because he made enough to say “fuck you” to just about everyone…even Theo Pryce.
Morbid Angel years ago purchased a small New England town that was on the verge of bankruptcy and wanted to breathe life into the town by selling the mayoral and all it’s offices to the highest bidder…the plan backfired when Morbid Angel purchased the down for 800K. Inside the contracted deal gives Morbid Angel a right to veto anything that happens in the town, he is also responsible for fixing the town…Morbid Angel chose to let the town turn to shit except for a few houses that he liked.

This is Morbid Angel’s town! You are NOT Welcome is their motto.

The scene fades to a Blood Red!

Stay tuned for the next Morbonic Adventure of Morbid Angel…

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