(04-29-2014, 11:32 AM)Soupcan OMalley Said:

Our scene opins as we see Jon Plex strolling down the street wearing his newly won Ark Title when he sees a homeless man with a ghetto blaster (rapping?) and a cup of change sitting in front of him. Being the high class individual that he is, Jon reaches into his pocket and tosses 50 cent (Pimpin Curly or 50 pennies) into the homeless man's cup with deadly accuracy (pinpoint?). Seriously, Plex was like a fucking sniper with that shit. Anyway, the homeless man gives Plex a thumbs up for his donation.


http://s25.postimg.org/gi5qiayz3/hfpsoupin.jpg - Rapping for food


Having done his good deed for the day Plex smiles and begins to walk off, the homeless man on the other hand sudden p (could be jumbled word 'pen' old english pinne?)places a black cap (pinwheel?) on his head, picks up his ghetto blaster (rapping?), AND HITS PLEX OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! Plex crumples to the ground and the homeless man lays on top of Plex in all of his smelly glory.