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JonPlex · **04-28-2014, 09:49 PM**

Jon Plex just happens to be cruising by in his vintage 1971 Ford Pinto listening to "Mad Money" when he sees AIDs walking with the Ark Champinship over his shoulders. The champ interests him, and quickly he starts thinking that this could be a good opportunity to capitalize on the title's 24/7 reputation. He turns down his radio just as the stock reports are coming in for PowerShares India Portfolio. He leaps out of the car, grabs a bat from the backseat and begins beating AIDs like a Mexican pinata! AIDs tries to crawl to safety into an arcade, but Plex ruthlessly stalks him inside.

Jon Plex
Come here boy! I ain't done with you!

For some reason, Plex is talking like some sex craved hillbilly strung out on crystal meth!? Jon walks over and pushes an arcade game over on him! The game Turtles is now pinning AIDs to the floor as he gasps for breath and struggles to free himself from this tight pinch. Plex just laughs and pulls out a bottle of medicine used for overdose patients...he open Ipecacs and pours it into AIDs mouth to induce vomiting! AIDs lays there in a pile of his own puke and pinned under this arcade machine!

Jon Plex
Oh I got this all wrapped up like an octopi

Not wasting anymore time, Plex decides to grab the game and crawl up on top in an nonchalant pin attempt as a ref comes sliding in from nowhere!

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