03-25-2014, 12:20 PM
Well, Scorpio, looks like we're going to have to do this. Turns out we're going to have this little dance more than once in a liftime. Can you feel it? Are you Patrick Swayze? Does that make me Jennifer Grey? No. I'm not Jennifer Grey, I'll be Ren McCormick, you can be Willard. Poor Scorpio, learning how to do this dance from the new boy in town. The rebel gymnast who drives a VW Beetle. Doesn't this suck for you, Scorp? No idea what's going on? Desperately falling for Sara Jessica Parker, never getting her. You need a guide, my friend. You need a good guide to get her.
It's ok, ask the Horse Whisperer. I'm sure Rasputin can assist you, if not then you're about fucked. Are you fucked, or have you a clue? Can you hear the drum line? Count it out 1 2 3. Count it, follow the rhythm. Learn to dance. Dance Dance. Hanghim high, do it. Don't be a coward, hanghim high. COme on, don't be a kolik, do it. Are you done yet? Trying to be a champ? You've failed, there Scorpio. Give me my belt, and please do so now. You're unfit of the title.
You've been taken out by Mandii, and by The Professional. The only person you've managed to beat was Gilmour. After he was tired from his bout with Theo. You're a joke, and if you were better at your job we would have done better at the PPV. You're a washed up joke, now take that make up off your ugly ass face. Bitch. And by the way, for the record, let it be said; I, Swagmire, hired the professional to hit you because of how badly you suck. You're dead to me, it was a shitty funeral, too. Pin.
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