"Ozymandias."

"King of Kings."

"Interesting."

"Well Ozymandias, I'm Axle King, the King of Kings -- the King of all Kings, to be exact."

"Now, I'd say it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance but lets be honest with ourselves, I'd never say something like that."

"No. I would say that's a clever little handle you coined for yourself. I enjoy the title when I put it along with my name as well. Although it does look a lot better next to my name, opposed to sitting next to that monstrosity you call yourself. "

"Ozymandias, it sounds like a disease. Or a cheap play on Sebastian Duke's father's name. "

"Hey, but who am I to judge? It's not like people can choose their names. And if they could, certainly they would come up with something better than that. At least you'd think they would, right Ozy?"

"Tell you what, how about I come onto your show and we settle who has the right to claim the handle of being King of Kings?"

"It'll give me something to do while I'm waiting to take the crown off that douche nozzle Pryce."

"Oh but you're a GM. You don't wrestle do you?"

"That's fine. I'm sure you can get someone to wrestle in your honor. You must have a defender or some sort of hired muscle or at the very least a brown noser who wants some points with the new GM."

"Whoever it is, is not the issue."

"Just find someone, saddle him up with the challenge and lets settle this. Because there's only one man with the stones to wield the right of calling himself the King of Kings."

"And it certainly isn't a man named Ozymandias."