Sid Feder
Saving myself for you
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03-09-2014, 11:18 AM
Thank you for clarifying what you meant; I've gotten a little slow in my old age. That's why all these young whipper snappers are so good at running circles around me with their trash talk and I never know how to respond, so I just shovel some beans into my mouth and fart in their faces.
Now with Heyman, I am guessing he still has some kind of political pull in the federation so that tells me he's going to be able to offer you things aside from cash -- things I myself cannot offer, but my good friend Eli James who is the owner of this entire federation can definitely top.
I can guarantee you that whatever you need from Eli, he'll be willing to give you, through my hands. Even if Heyman has some backstage pull, the one man who can yank it from his sweaty hands and leave him with rope burn is our good man, Eli James IV.
So, that's me telling you in advance that I have access to offerings that Heyman cannot possibly match. That's also me teeling you that anything Heyman offers you from a power standpoint, I can snap my fingers and have it reversed, and there is nothing Heyman can do about it.
Who does it sound like is the smarter person to do business with? I'm a man of my word, sir. I want that gook beaten within a sliver of his life and I want you to get rewarded for it in any way you desire. I offer you everything -- think of me as your genie in a bottle.
Now rub me and make your wish.

*drops bitch* What happened--? ? *walks away*
SiD FedeR
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